Gel nails have become increasingly popular in recent years, and it’s no surprise why. With their long-lasting durability, sleek and glossy finish, and the vast array of designs available, gel nails offer a stylish and low-maintenance option for anyone looking to switch up their manicure routine. “Choosing gel nail designs […]
Are you looking for kickass tree tattoos? Want to learn all about the meaning of different tree tattoos? Maybe you need inspiration as you’re thinking about getting a tree tattoo yourself? We’ve got you covered! We asked dozens professional tattoo artists from all across the globe to share their best […]
You know how vintage Barbie dolls of 1960s fame all had the word “JAPAN” stamped across the bottom of their right foot? (No? Just us participating in too many virtual trivia nights?) Back then, it was merely a nod to manufacturing. Now, perhaps thanks to the surge in interest around the Barbiecore aesthetic, […]
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. “No!” yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. “For the last time, no!” says […]
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on […]
If you’re looking for a way to add a touch of elegance to your nail game, then elegant purple nail designs might be just what you need. Purple is a versatile color that can be used in a variety of ways to create stunning nail art. Whether you’re going for […]
Though the idea of having a tattoo needle digging into the fragile skin of your ear may sound scary and painful, ear tattoos can be beautiful and delicate. Bonus: Often tiny by necessity, these designs are easily hidden, in case tattoos are a no-go in your home or workplace. The possibilities aren’t completely limitless, but the […]
Florals, specifically roses, are easily one of the most popular tattoo ideas out there due to the endless customization possibilities and longstanding history. Back in the day, soldiers and sailors used to ink themselves with blood-red blooms to symbolize a loved one. And now, whether you get a minimalist design hidden behind […]
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can’t orgasm because it’s too damn hot. They See A Se* Therapist, And He Recommends That They Have A Constant Supply Of Cool Air In The Bedroom, So The Man Asks His Best Friend To Waft A Towel […]
A husband and wife were having dinner They were at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was […]
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful […]
A lawyer’s wife died. At her grave, everyone was appalled. The tombstone read, “HERE LIES PHYLLIS, WIFE OF ATTORNEY MURRAY WILLIAMS; SPECIALIZES IN DIVORCE AND MALPRACTICE”. Murray burst into tears. His brother said, “You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap publicity stunt like this.” Murray said, “You don’t understand. I gave […]
Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says … “I’m sleeping with the priest’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?” The friend doesn’t like it but being a buddy, he agrees. After mass, Bob starts talking to the priest, asking him all […]
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state’s strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss’ office. “I quit! That’s it, I’m not working here anymore!” “Why?” asks the boss. “What’s the problem?” […]
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. “What’s the story?” she asked. “Just crap in the carburator, ” the mechanic replied. “How often do I have to do […]
Next time you head for a manicure, consider trying almond nails. While there’s a lot of pressure placed on choosing a polish color, selecting a nail shape is just as, if not more, important when it comes to setting the vibe of your mani. Round is classic, square is statement-making, and stiletto is daring. […]
Florals, specifically roses, are easily one of the most popular tattoo ideas out there due to the endless customization possibilities and longstanding history. Back in the day, soldiers and sailors used to ink themselves with blood-red blooms to symbolize a loved one. And now, whether you get a minimalist design hidden behind […]
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband failed in bed. Finally, she put an ad in the paper: “Looking for a man who won’t abuse me, won’t leave me, and won’t […]
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives […]
A guy and his wife went to an expensive golf course. He said to his wife, “Be careful of the expensive houses around us. I don’t know if we can afford to break a window.” His wife tees off and breaks the biggest window of the most expensive looking house. […]
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was […]
A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping cart… The wife complained, “Put that back, we only have enough funds for essential items – not luxuries such as beer costing $20.” A […]
Coffin nails design continues to be a major trend, and for good reason! Their elongated shape with a tapered point offers a chic and edgy canvas for creative nail art. Coffin nails designs have been a major trend in the US for several years and continue to be popular in […]
Popular across many cultures, the eagle is no stranger in the men’s tattoo world. Wear an eagle tattoo like a badge of honor to help show off your freedom, patriotism, strength, nobility, and courage. Often the main focus of a chest or back piece, eagles make a bold statement. Similarly, […]
Are you looking to celebrate the unique bond between a father and daughter in an artistic and permanent way? Look no further! Tattoos are a popular method to symbolize personal connections and cherished memories. Whether you’re a dad considering a special tribute to your daughter or a daughter seeking to […]
A man with a very large penis walks into a doctor’s office Edit: it’s been pointed out to me, and I agree, that this joke is way too long. Sorry, I got a bit carried away. The punchline may not be worth the investment of time. After he’s all checked […]
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree […]
Whenever there’s cute mani, there always needs to be an equally cute pedi! Manicures and pedicures go hand-in-hand (pun intended). Nail care for your feet is as significant as nail care for your hands – and if you love to flaunt your toes during sandal season (which to be honest […]
Arms are a great location choice for tattoos because basically any design can work no matter the aesthetic, size, or shape. Some parts of the arm are long and narrow while others offer a fair amount of surface area, meaning you can work with the natural shape of your arm when […]
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit […]
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
As a symbol, anchors hold a lot of meaning. For some, it’s simply a representation of the sea. For others, it’s a reminder of being held down and remaining grounded. Even more, anchors could symbolize anything from commitment to safety to hope. Because anchors have so many meanings, they’re a […]
Religious art, such as Christian tattoos, is a raging trend these days. These religious tattoos involve more than just the face of Christ. The trend is such that you would find people getting tattoos of crosses, rosaries, and significant Biblical events and figures. Body art focused on religion always holds […]
A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? one boy said, i would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.” Another boy said ” I would want platinum because its worth more than gold and […]
A blonde is driving to see her Mom but Her car suddenly breaks down in the middle of nowhere… She sees a single house in the distance and walks to it. She knocks on the door to ask for help. A big guy opens the door …. Guy: What seems […]
A young Irish girl goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. The priest replies, “Go ahead, my child.” “Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend… FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear […]
A couple, both in their 70s, went to a s** therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have s**?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you […]
A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant, having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her hand down on the table. She angrily tells them that she can take a blonde joke as well as the next person, but it […]
Halloween costumes come with various levels of commitment: We’ve got the planners who know a whole 11 months prior what their theme is, the creative crafters who get to work two months ahead of time, and the 10-minutes-before-leaving-the-house crew. But, did you know there’s a whole other group filled with Halloween […]
If you’ve been itching to add some new ink to your collection or thinking about getting your first tattoo ever, you might consider Roman numeral tattoos. Chances are, you know someone with this style of ink — it’s a classic. Even if you think of yourself as more of a one […]
If a picture of a fleeting moment is worth a thousand words, a well-worded (and permanent!) tattoo design speaks at the highest volume. Illustrations aren’t everyone’s cup of tea when it comes to body art. Some are more inclined towards elegant wording and meaningful phrases as tattoos. Plus, simple letter tattoos […]
A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. […]
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw the donkey and was afraid that he would destroy the farm, took the rifle and killed him. The donkey’s owner […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
Bird tattoos symbolize freedom, hope, and the beauty of nature. They are popular in the world of body art because of their vibrant color and cheerful personality. Their designs can be so versatile that you can fit them on your wrist just as easily as you can design them magnificently […]
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about […]
Three boys were discussing their father’s favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his dad does that. The third boy replied, […]
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first-year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, “Do you know what your asshole is doing […]
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a pen**.” So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, “I’ve […]
Having the coolest sleeve tattoo of your friend group, or even your local pub, is no easy task. With a wide variety of design choices and inspirations, it can be hard to decide what the subject of your sleeve is going to be. If you’re unsure what you should get permanently tattooed to your […]
A man goes over to his best mate’s house who recently got married for dinner. At the end of the dinner, the man and his best mate sat out on the patio talking before the man went to leave and go home. At a bit before 12am the man said […]
Blue nail designs have taken the world of nail art by storm, as they offer a spectrum of shades and styles that cater to diverse tastes. From deep navy to vibrant azure, blue not only makes a bold statement on your nails but also effortlessly complements various color palettes. Here, […]
Amandala is a geometric compilation of symbols, typically aligned in a circle. The meaning of a mandala isn’t set in stone, though it’s typically considered a symbol of balance, eternity, and perfection. Many cultures have used the mandala symbol within their teachings as a way to further that understanding of balance. […]
A man boards a plane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck. A young and beautiful stewardess approaches and asks the boy and the duck if they want something to drink. “I would like a cup of coffee, please,” the boy says. “And I would like a can […]
An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” he said. “They bark all day and all night and I can’t sleep a wink.” “I’m going to prescribe you some sleeping pills,” the doctor said. A few of these and your problems […]
French tips are forever a clean and classic look. Traditionally, they include a white, curved tip that mimics the shape of the nail atop a sheer pinky-nude base. If you want this design without going too conventional, you can switch things up with black French tips. “A French tip manicure […]
There’s a reason why so many people sport butterfly tattoos: these ethereal winged wonders are not only stunning, but they are also powerful symbols of transformation and freedom. And, just as in nature, the variety of butterfly designs is endless—they can be simple or super detailed, bold and brightly colored, or delicate […]
Elephants are fascinating creatures that are known for their strength, playful mannerisms, and long-term memory. One major reason people choose to get an elephant tattoo is their love for the adorable giant or their belief in the design’s ability to symbolize family, wisdom, remembrance, and strength. In this article, we […]
Have you ever heard about the Yakuza tattoo culture? More popularly known as Irezumi, the Yakuza tattoo culture is associated with Japanese history. However, its impact on the whole world is in the form of sacred art. The Bokken tattoo was given as punishment to prisoners by the Japanese king […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
By now there are thousands of tattoo styles and artists create new ones every day. Many of these designs stem from historically popular tattoo styles, many of which have been around for decades, sometimes even centuries. Here we’ve collected classic and different tattoo styles that you should definitely know before you get […]
A young Irish girl goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. The priest replies, “Go ahead, my child.” “Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend… FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear […]
On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some […]
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Summer is all about embracing sunshine and fun, and your nails can reflect that too! This season, trendy bright summer nails designs are all about vibrant colors, playful patterns, and eye-catching accents. Whether you prefer something classic and chic, cute and whimsical, or bold and statement-making, there’s a perfect summer […]
If there is one thing people with sisters know for sure is that they have a friend for life. No wonder many women are getting sister tattoos to honor this special bond! Sisterhood is all about love, support, and shared memories, and tattoos representing it may come in matching sets […]
Young Johnny was called in by his mother… “Take the duck to the market and sell it..”, she said. So, Johnny being a good boy, he grabbed up the duck and headed out to market… On the way he passed the town brothel and noticed a woman was smoking a […]
Japanese tattoo designs are well-known across the globe for their unique and artistic style. Known as Irezumi, the traditional form of Japanese tattooing uses a special ink known as Zumi. In the traditional method, called Tebori, Japanese tattoo artists, known as Horishi, use wooden sticks and some long needles attached […]
Choosing the right nail design for your wedding day is very important. You will need a lot of must-have photos where your hands will make an appearance (holding a bouquet, placing the ring on your partner’s finger and so on). There are some elegant and beautiful nail designs for brides that will […]
As the year comes to an end and we gear up to welcome a fresh start, our nails deserve some extra attention to make a lasting impression. New Year’s Eve nail designs offer a myriad of creative opportunities to express your unique style. “Think festive themes, loads of sparkle, and […]
Tattoos have been gaining a lot of popularity lately and we know why. They are undeniably sexy and give a sense of individuality. Now that you’ve prepared yourself for a tattoo, it is choosing the appropriate design that’s hella tough. Well, if you have ever watched Tattoo Nightmares, then you know how […]
If you’ve been on the beauty side of Tiktok lately, you’ve probably already heard about the “red nails theory.” Basically, it is hinged on the idea that guys gravitate to people who wear red nail polish. Tiktok user Robyn Delmonte first brought the theory to the internet’s attention when she claimed that […]
In winter, it’s only natural to capture the season’s spirit at nail level. Cool-toned colors, cable-knit textures, and—of course—loads of glitter are all on theme. “Nails are one of the beauty looks we can play with most to celebrate a specific season,” says Mabelyn Alva, creative director at Paintbox. “For winter nails, […]
Spider tattoo designs are a popular choice for both men and women. Although these insects are repulsive in real life, they are frequently chosen for tattoo designs. In fact, tarantula spiders are even kept as pets by some, so what’s the harm in a tattoo? Well for spider lovers, spider […]
Without the sun, there would be no life on Earth. The star at the center of our solar system has been worshiped by ancient cultures and remains a powerful symbol today. It is not hard to see why someone would be drawn to a tattoo like this, which represents strength, […]
The groom and I have been friends for a long time, but he had some trouble finding a best man. He first asked his richest friend to be his best man, but he said no. Then he asked his funniest friend to be his best man, but he said no. […]
In the world of DC comics, the Joker is more than just a villain. Joker tattoos are an extension of the fandom of the iconic comic book villain, one of the greatest ever cooked up if one dare say it. We are all familiar with lines like “Why so serious?” […]
We’re spending time gearing up for Easter by decorating eggs, so why not decorate our nails too. And luckily it’s easy to paint on a pretty and festive manicure in a few simple steps! Just take a scroll through the below Easter nail designs. From fabulous florals to beautiful butterflies, […]
Reflect your wild and resilient character through these unique and trendy tattoo designs. It’s no surprise that we adore tattoos and are constantly on the lookout for new designs. Today, we’re going to satisfy our ink obsession with 50 of the best wolf tattoo designs, both artistically stunning and meaningful. Out […]
Spring has (almost) sprung—and that means it’s time to plan your Easter celebrations! Of course, a special church service followed by a big Easter brunch with all of your family and friends will be at the top of your list. And you can’t forget about the egg hunt! But no holiday is complete without […]
Whether you wear tank tops or V-neck shirts, chest art pieces can make you look cooler than you really are and you’re bound to turn the heads of many many ladies. Does a chest tattoo hurt? Having some muscle or fat in your chest can help reduce the pain somewhat, […]
This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment, Including Her Teacher. The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to […]
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won’t do a single work in the house. All she does is sleep and loaf and […]
GIRL AND THE FLAGPOLE Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the Girl: Okay. (climbs the flagpole) Girl Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. 16 Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear! …Next Day… Clic (Same boy): I’ll pay you 20 bucks […]
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your […]
Jack & The Blonde Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV… The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge […]
SHE WAS ALREADY SCARED TO OPEN THIS BILL FOR HER SURGERY. BUT SHE CRIED AFTER READING THIS. One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided […]
90 YEAR OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game.”But why?” asks his wife. “Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where the ball goes after I hit it”. The wife says, “Listen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 […]
MOM SHOVED & SCREAMED AT HER KID FOR DROPPING A PIECE OF CHICKEN. THE REASON WHY SHE DID IT IS HEARTBREAKING. Gmivarming I was outside of a Johnny Rockets counter in Magic Mountain with some friends when this lady shouts at her son (six or seven maybe) loud enough that […]
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental […]
Perhaps the most undefeated nail trend to exist is the classic French manicure. This might sound like an effusive claim, but think about it, this chic nude and white combo has consistently stood steady among the endless cycle of nail trends. Why? It’s a timeless look. Even your favorite celebrities […]
The hummingbird is a fascinating and beautiful creature. It is the smallest bird species in the world, but it is rich in symbolism, often associated with beauty, good luck, strength, resilience, and hard work. The tiny bird has importance in various cultures, including the ancient Aztec civilizations, where it was […]
A Stupid Answer For A Stupid Question NEVER My mother always told me, ‘Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.’ The cops walked up to my car, ‘Would you like to step out of the car? ‘ I said, ‘Hell no, it’s bot […]
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word Bob says “I’ll […]
A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any · sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha. ” Well, the boss liked the […]
Little Johnny was walking on the beach when he saw an old bottle in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it. Then a genie came out and said, ” Boy, Thank You for letting me You for letting me out. Make a wish and I’ll grant it !!” […]
A Wife casually calls her husband at the office one afternoon Wife: Hi, how r u…? Husband: I m fine…! Wife: What did u have for lunch today? Husband: Dont you have anything else to ask?? You have only silly questions like what did you eat … what dress wearing […]
