A husband and wife went on a shopping spree at a high-end mall. The wife was admiring a beautiful dress in a store window, and the husband sighed, “I guess we’re going in.” Inside, the wife tried on the dress, and the husband waited outside the fitting room. When she […]
A couple went to the supermarket to do their weekly shopping. As they were wandering the aisles, the wife noticed her husband wandering off into the snack aisle. She called out, “Honey, we need to stick to our list!” The husband replied, “Just a minute, dear. I’m looking for something […]
A Lebanese customer was walking into a popular market looking for a gift for his wife. He stopped in front of a flower seller and asked: “Do you have a special bouquet of flowers?” The seller said: “Yes, we have a very special bouquet! It contains different types of flowers!” […]
Cross tattoos for men has always been an epitome of faith, belief, strength and spirituality. For many, the holy cross represents the faith of Christian, serving a constant reminder of devotion, hope and religious faith. Beyond religious contexts and connection, cross tattoos for men can also represent special life events, memories or personal motivation. […]
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: “I can not proceed in this way.” And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: “We can not proceed in this way.” And they bury the woman. The next […]
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have se* with her, the girl shouted: “Father, what are you doing?” The priest replied “Calm down my child. Holy […]
A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have se*. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and […]
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says “Hey baby, want to have se*?” The nun says “God no!” so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the […]
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police. So he went to piss but on the flush chain there was a bra so […]
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, […]
For spring and summer nail colors, our brains often go right to pastels and bold brights—and rightly so, as those are warm-weather classics. For fall and winter, we have a different color scheme in mind, which is a little less traditional and a bit more opulent for the season. This […]
Tattoos are one of the best ways to express your true self!! And there are umpteen designs and patterns which one can choose from, to get it etched on his/her body. In fact, people today want to have something unique and different. They don’t want to go for regular tattoo […]
Fall is in full swing and we know what that means: Candy is on the shelves; talk of costumes and plans are dominating the group chat. If you’re following the right people, the tattoo artists on your feed have started posting sketches of cool, creepy Halloween tattoos they’re eager to do. Sure, the occasion […]
A Jewish Mother was horrified to find out her daughter was divorcing her doctor husband. “Does he hit you?” she asked. “No Ma.” “Is he cheating on you?” “No Ma.” “Did he lose his money?” “No Ma.” “You live in a beautiful house, you have luxury cars, your clothes are […]
A daughter asks her dad if she can invite some friends over for a sleepover Later that evening, he overhears them playing a game of “Truth or Dare”, and his daughter is asked when was the last time she had an orgasm, to which she responds “3 days ago”, at […]
An elderly mother and her young daughter was walking in front of a temple when the monk happened to spot them. The daughter was wearing booty shorts and a tank top at the time. The monk called from the distance and came towards them. “Child, that’s not an outfit for […]
The night before her wedding the mother takes her daughter aside. “Now, look,” she tells her daughter “Men are a little strange sometimes. If he ever tells you to turn over, I want you to get out of bed, pack your things and come home to me.” So the couple […]
Homosexuality is wrong because it is unnatural. Now, lets learn about a man born of virgin birth, that healed lepers and blind people with his hands, walked on water, turned water into wine, and how all the wrong in the world happened because a rib ate an apple because a […]
A man walks into a bar with an orange for a head. The bartender pours him a drink and says: “So—you want to tell me about it?” “Well, I was walking on the beach,” says the man with an orange for a head. “I found an old lamp in the […]
Woman goes to see a gynaecologist for the first time and is laying back when she hears him gasp Worried she asks if everything is OK and the gynaecologist responds. “Sorry, no, everything’s fine and healthy don’t worry. It’s you just have the largest vagina I have ever seen, and […]
Separately, stark, crisp, white and mysterious, bold, black is stunning– put them together and all bets are off. Simply put, the combination of black and white is a minimalist dream come to life. And in our humble opinion, the opposing hues are especially eye-catching when worn on nails. Black-and-white nails are […]
When considering where to get a tattoo, there are a few variables to keep in mind. For starters, think about the amount of space you have to work with when considering a design. If you’re looking to get something intricate or large, shoulders are the perfect placement option. Because shoulders […]
Turtle tattoos have a separate fan base due to the love people have for the sea. Now you may think that coastal turtle tattoos would be popular only among marine lovers, but that is not true. People all over the world fancy them, and tattoo artists use their creativity to […]
A sword tattoo may hide many more meanings than you think. Why? Explore our article to find out sword symbolism and the secrets behind it. Getting a sword tattoo may be simple at first glance. But in reality, it has dozens of meanings and symbols. Researching everything by yourself, however, […]
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.” The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up […]
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to hell!” The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, […]
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: “What’s wrong with your turtle?” […]
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.” But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, […]
There were three guys in a bar boasting about the amount of control they have over their wives after getting drunk. One said my wife never says no to me, the second one says my wife always says yes to me. After a while one of the first two turns […]
A guy robs a bank and gets sentenced to prison for life. On his first day in prison. he sits down to lunch, terrified. No one’s saying anything. You could cut the silence with a knife. Then suddenly a biker-looking guy at his table stands up and shouts “FORTY EIGHT” […]
A princess promised to marry the man who will make her orgasm 100 times on a single session. Many knights and noblemen came forward to try their luck and stamina. One was exhausted after 5 orgasms. The second after 7. Then there was one who managed to make her orgasm […]
My friends warned me about this girl who was an abusive toxic manipulator, but I didn’t believe them and decided to go on a date with her. The date went well and we ended up in her bedroom. We both undressed and she explained her last boyfriends were hung like […]
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of […]
A man and his trainer are preparing for a Championship Wrestling Match. The trainer tells the man, ” You look lean, you look strong, but whatever you do, don’t let him get you in the pretzel hold. No one has ever gotten out of the pretzel hold.” The day of […]
The young boy and girlfriend were finally alone together. He started pestering her for se*. “Come on, it will be fine, he said.” Blushing, she said “No…we shouldn’t…” “What about just the tip?” he said. “Well, ok,” she replied. He slowly starts to slide it in, and at first, he […]
As we enter cozy season, it’s only nature we gravitate toward moody colors for our manicures. Dark green nails are especially perfect this time of year, as they add depth, harmonize with the season, and beautifully transition from fall to winter. “Dark green is the perfect alternative to the traditional oxblood and black […]
French tip nails have been a popular and timeless manicure style for decades. This classic look is achieved by applying white tips to a light pink or clear base coat. However, in recent years, short French tip nails with designs have become a trend, adding a modern twist to the traditional […]
Natural nail designs are the perfect choice when you want a look that’s impactful yet airy. They let the beauty of your natural nails shine through while adding pops of color, texture, and pattern. “The neutral nail designs that have been trending usually consist of complexion-matching or flattering shades like […]
Stitch’s popularity as a tattoo design is largely due to his playful and mischievous personality, as well as his unique appearance. His blue fur, large ears, and multiple limbs make him instantly recognizable, and fans of the character often get tattoos to express their love and admiration for him. Additionally, […]
Since the days of sailor tattoos, the shoulder has been one of the most popular places for men to get inked. That’s because the shoulder is traditionally associated with strength and power. However, just because shoulder tattoos for men are traditional, that doesn’t mean there aren’t new or exciting designs. Check out […]
Are you a fighter, or someone who loves to support fighting scenes, justice, as well as Japanese culture? If any of these statements apply to you, you will enjoy our article since we will talk about someone in particular – Samurai origin, as well as gorgeous Samurai tattoo options. Girls […]
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet […]
A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at […]
There is that married couple and it was almost midnight. The husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water with an evil smile on his face. His wife asks, “I didn’t want aspirins from you. What’s these aspirins for?” “It’s for your headache.” “I don’t […]
A married couple who are professional skydivers decide they want to adopt a child. They visit an adoption agency, but the social workers there are hesitant about the idea. The couple explains that they live in a spacious, modern house with a fully equipped playroom and a large, secure backyard […]
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray vaginal s3x. Yesterday, Now Tell Me: Who sucks his dick?
Little Johnny finds out the neighbors dog had puppies so he goes over to play with them. Being a little boy he starts getting too rough. The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.” Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts Johnny plays nice for a […]
Little Johnny Knows Secret of His Father Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next hour, sit on the front porch, count how many blue cars drive-by”. And he sent little Johnny […]
Jealous Kid Applies Poison on Her Mom’s Nipples A little boy was jealous that his new born brother was getting all the attention of his family now so he decided to put poison on his mom’s nipples. Two days later. the mailman, a neighbor, and the pizza the delivery guy […]
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, “It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. and another …” The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, “Mam […]
A Zen novice called for an electrician. Upon arrival at the monk’s apartment, the electrician asked how he could be of assistance. “I’m having trouble and I still can’t get it to work.” The electrician examined the lamp, then nodded his head. “Well, this lamp has a built-in clapper, see?” […]
Looking for a simple way to boost your mood or manifest your future? Your next manicure just might do the trick—especially since 2024’s trending nail designs are so cool that it’s impossible not to be inspired. As for what’s predicted to take over? According to Michelle Nguyen, nail expert and founder and CEO […]
The Peony is both extremely popular and very feminine. When choosing a tattoo, you want it to be something meaningful and timeless, and that’s exactly what the Peony design offers. Not only is the Peony prettier than the classic rose (yes, I said it), but it has also gained a […]
Sure, BFF necklaces or bracelets are good ways to pledge your friendship, but you know what makes an even better present? Something a little more permanent like some matching ink. For the BFFs that know their love will last forever, matching tattoos will prove you’re ride-or-die no matter where life […]
A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It’s their first honeymoon night and the man doesn’t quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, “Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom.” The newlywed […]
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes. ” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
A blonde decides to try horseback rising. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As she’s thrown from the horse, her foot catches in the stirrup, so she lands head first. Just as she loses consciousness, the carnie stops the carousel.
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and says, “This girl looks so familiar, but I can’t remember where I know her from.” The other girl grabs it from her hand, […]
A man is sitting at a bus stop, and there is another man sitting next to him. Suddenly another man comes up to the second guy and says “E-E-Excuse me, s-sir. C-Co-Could you p-p-please gi-give me d-directions t-to-to the n-ne-nearest gro-grocery s-st-store?” The man didn’t say anything. He just sat […]
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day. by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the […]
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor. “Not a chance” she replied. “He won’t even take an aspirin”. “Not a problem,” said the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.” “What on Earth […]
A man walks into a bar and says “4 drinks please” The Bartender asks “Rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay”, the Bartender says “Well everyone has their own path”. The next day the man walks into the bar again and says […]
Like co-ordinated wedding outfits and pet names, couple tattoos are just another way of commemorating your big day (and your love). Some cringe at the idea, while others think there’s no better way to cement their love for their partner. It’s something more than a diamond ring and it’s something you won’t have to worry about losing by mistake. […]
Flower nail art designs are a classic trend that has been embraced by celebrities, influencers, and style enthusiasts alike. Renowned for their versatility and timeless appeal, these designs offer scope for personalisation and customisation, whether one prefers a minimalist touch or a bold statement. If you are also planning to […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
In winter, it’s only natural to capture the season’s spirit at nail level. Cool-toned colors, cable-knit textures, and—of course—loads of glitter are all on theme. “Nails are one of the beauty looks we can play with most to celebrate a specific season,” says Mabelyn Alva, creative director at Paintbox. “For winter nails, […]
Clock tattoos can mean that time is passing, an important date or hour has arrived, or life is beginning or ending. If you want a clock tattoo, you have a special meaning to add to this piece. You should make this one unique to you. A clock, based on its […]
Getting a sleeve tattoo can be a significant and exciting decision for many women. With so many styles and themes to consider, finding the right design can be both fun and challenging. Choosing a design that reflects your personality and interests is crucial to loving your tattoo for years to come. A sleeve tattoo can be […]
A teenage boy keeps depositing one million dollar in his bank account every day one day, Mrs. Mary the bank manager asks him to provide the source of all the money he’s depositing “I win it through gambling” he answers “nobody can win that much money so consistently through gambling” […]
An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each […]
“A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all […]
A woman went to the Laundromat one day She turns in a shirt with a stain hoping to get it removed. It was a short trip, she payed, she dropped off the shirt, and left. As she was leaving, the woman at the counter says to her “Come again” and […]
An old couple were talking about the days they were a young couple. The wife asked her husband, “What exactly did you think of me when we met?” Her husband replied, “I was able to describe you using the entire alphabet back then!” “What do you mean exactly?” “A: Adorable. […]
Unleash your innate strength and brave spirit with some savage body art. The bear, a majestic animal revered across various cultures for its strength and protective instincts, has been a popular inspiration for tattoos for years. Bear tattoos, whether depicted in a realistic manner or an abstract approach, look very […]
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to […]
A blonde and a brunette are taking a break. The brunette pulls out a thermos and starts to sip coffee while eating her lunch. The blonde asks what’s up with the funny looking flask. “It’s a thermos flask, it keeps hot beverages hot, and cold beverages cold!” the blonde is […]
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. ‘It will never work honey’, he says to her. ‘Crabs walk sideways and we walk straight’. ‘Please’, she begs her father. […]
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: “Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want.” The man says: “Ok, I will kiss you.” He kisses the […]
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, […]
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem – the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand […]
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, […]
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs […]
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, “Mommy, why am I named Clover?” “Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family.” Then, her other daughter walks up. “Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?” “Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are […]
Summer is all about embracing sunshine and fun, and your nails can reflect that too! This season, trendy bright summer nails designs are all about vibrant colors, playful patterns, and eye-catching accents. Whether you prefer something classic and chic, cute and whimsical, or bold and statement-making, there’s a perfect summer […]
Leg tattoos for men are becoming a hot trend for men in the world of lifestyle and fashion, providing a large canvas for creative expression. Whether you’re going for a mens leg sleeve tattoo or something more subtle and small leg tattoos for men, there’s a design for every style and personality. 1. Mens […]
The leg and thigh area are often overlooked as prime real estate for tattoos, but they have the potential to look really cool, thanks to factors like the amount of space the area allows and the innate movement of the leg. Each area offers something different. While the thigh is […]
Gel nails have become increasingly popular in recent years, and it’s no surprise why. With their long-lasting durability, sleek and glossy finish, and the vast array of designs available, gel nails offer a stylish and low-maintenance option for anyone looking to switch up their manicure routine. “Choosing gel nail designs […]
Are you looking for kickass tree tattoos? Want to learn all about the meaning of different tree tattoos? Maybe you need inspiration as you’re thinking about getting a tree tattoo yourself? We’ve got you covered! We asked dozens professional tattoo artists from all across the globe to share their best […]
You know how vintage Barbie dolls of 1960s fame all had the word “JAPAN” stamped across the bottom of their right foot? (No? Just us participating in too many virtual trivia nights?) Back then, it was merely a nod to manufacturing. Now, perhaps thanks to the surge in interest around the Barbiecore aesthetic, […]
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. “No!” yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. “For the last time, no!” says […]
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on […]
If you’re looking for a way to add a touch of elegance to your nail game, then elegant purple nail designs might be just what you need. Purple is a versatile color that can be used in a variety of ways to create stunning nail art. Whether you’re going for […]
Though the idea of having a tattoo needle digging into the fragile skin of your ear may sound scary and painful, ear tattoos can be beautiful and delicate. Bonus: Often tiny by necessity, these designs are easily hidden, in case tattoos are a no-go in your home or workplace. The possibilities aren’t completely limitless, but the […]
Florals, specifically roses, are easily one of the most popular tattoo ideas out there due to the endless customization possibilities and longstanding history. Back in the day, soldiers and sailors used to ink themselves with blood-red blooms to symbolize a loved one. And now, whether you get a minimalist design hidden behind […]
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can’t orgasm because it’s too damn hot. They See A Se* Therapist, And He Recommends That They Have A Constant Supply Of Cool Air In The Bedroom, So The Man Asks His Best Friend To Waft A Towel […]
A husband and wife were having dinner They were at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was […]
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful […]
A lawyer’s wife died. At her grave, everyone was appalled. The tombstone read, “HERE LIES PHYLLIS, WIFE OF ATTORNEY MURRAY WILLIAMS; SPECIALIZES IN DIVORCE AND MALPRACTICE”. Murray burst into tears. His brother said, “You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap publicity stunt like this.” Murray said, “You don’t understand. I gave […]
