A woman walks into a pharmacy… She goes up to the counter and the Pharmacist asks, “May I help you? “Yes please,” she says. “I’d like some Arsenic” “What do you want that for?” asks the Pharmacist. “I’m going to kill my husband.” She replies. “I can’t give you that!” […]
Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been […]
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m […]
A man is obsessed with trains. A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and is sentenced to death. Before he is executed, he is offered a last meal, […]
This guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before […]
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, Still looking in the mirror. On […]
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for […]
Three hookers are sitting in a bar It’s a quiet Tuesday evening and to kill time waiting for customers they’re chatting about their experience. The brunette goes first “I can fit a 12″er and still have room for a finger or two”, she proudly claims. The redhead scoffs, “that’s nothing, […]
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three […]
A couple on their first date decide to go to his place afterwards When they arrive, before he even gets the house keys out of his pocket, the girl says: “You know, I can actually tell whether the man I’m dating and I are compatible based on how he opens […]
In the vast realm of body art, there’s one timeless trend that holds a profoundly personal significance for many – the name tattoo. As an emblem of love, memory, or inspiration, engraving someone’s name on one’s skin is more than just ink; it’s a powerful statement. Whether it’s the name […]
Take a Tour of Lil Peep’s Tattoos Check out the late musician’s tattoo collection In honor of Lil Peep’s birthday and the upcoming anniversary of his death, we’re celebrating the late musician by taking a look back at his tattoo collection. During his life, Peep collected over 50 tattoos—many of […]
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to […]
I may be a cold hearted and a unloving bitch, but I’m damn good at it How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS I’m not an alcholic Alcoholics go to meetings I am a drunk NO FAT CHICKS! Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it! Horn broke […]
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, “Does anybody got any hairspray!?” A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says […]
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, “Yes, I Love them.” Then the man asks him again and says “Do you like having them in your mouth?” Then the stupid Guy answears […]
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ‘ battery low’. Concerned, […]
A woman arrives at a party She sees a good looking guy standing on his own so she goes up to him and says “hi my name is Carmen”. “That’s a nice name” said the man “is it a family name” “No” said the woman “I gave it to myself […]
A man goes to the doctor because his penis has turned a greenish color. The doctor takes a look and says “I’m really sorry but it looks like you have a rare case of Hong Kong dong. I’m afraid the only option is to amputate” The man is in disbelief […]
A man is walking along a California beach. He sees something in the sand and as he moves the sand away he realises it is a genies lamp. He rubs it and to his surprise a genie appears and says “I will grant you one wish”. The man replies “I […]
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited – she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next […]
A man asks a farmer near the field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the […]
A foreign tourist decided to hire a tour guide in Beirut to explore the city. A Lebanese tour guide came and took them on a tour of the city. When they reached a historical area, the tourist asked: “What makes this area special?” The guide answered seriously: “This area has […]
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her panties to wipe herself, and the other uses a reef off a head stone. Next night, the husbands meet at the bar, one looks at the other […]
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.” Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. […]
A husband decided to try a new experiment at home. He tried to fix a broken light bulb, but ended up making a huge mess. The wife came into the room and asked him, “What are you doing here?” The husband replied, “Fixing the light bulb!” The wife said in […]
A wife decided to watch a romantic movie with her husband. While the movie was playing, the wife said, “Isn’t this movie beautiful?” The husband sarcastically replied, “Yes, but it seems to have a lot of tears!” The wife said, “That’s because men don’t understand romance!” The husband replied, “Or […]
A husband decided to surprise his wife on her birthday with a date. He went to a fancy restaurant and reserved a special table. When the wife arrived, she looked around and asked, “Why did you choose this place?” The husband replied, “Because I want to show you that I […]
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of 21-year-old whiskey. He takes a sip, then immediately spits it out. “I asked for a 21-year-old whiskey! This is only 18 years. I’m not paying for this! Bring me a 12-year-old cognac instead.” The bartender complies, but again, the […]
A man’s wife was in a coma and the doctors were not able to bring her out of it. The doctor is talking to the husband and says, “There might be one way to being her out of the coma. It’s unusual, but it has worked in the past.” The […]
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge £50 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and […]
A husband and wife went on a shopping spree at a high-end mall. The wife was admiring a beautiful dress in a store window, and the husband sighed, “I guess we’re going in.” Inside, the wife tried on the dress, and the husband waited outside the fitting room. When she […]
A couple went to the supermarket to do their weekly shopping. As they were wandering the aisles, the wife noticed her husband wandering off into the snack aisle. She called out, “Honey, we need to stick to our list!” The husband replied, “Just a minute, dear. I’m looking for something […]
A Lebanese customer was walking into a popular market looking for a gift for his wife. He stopped in front of a flower seller and asked: “Do you have a special bouquet of flowers?” The seller said: “Yes, we have a very special bouquet! It contains different types of flowers!” […]
Cross tattoos for men has always been an epitome of faith, belief, strength and spirituality. For many, the holy cross represents the faith of Christian, serving a constant reminder of devotion, hope and religious faith. Beyond religious contexts and connection, cross tattoos for men can also represent special life events, memories or personal motivation. […]
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: “I can not proceed in this way.” And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: “We can not proceed in this way.” And they bury the woman. The next […]
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have se* with her, the girl shouted: “Father, what are you doing?” The priest replied “Calm down my child. Holy […]
A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have se*. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and […]
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says “Hey baby, want to have se*?” The nun says “God no!” so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the […]
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police. So he went to piss but on the flush chain there was a bra so […]
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, […]
For spring and summer nail colors, our brains often go right to pastels and bold brights—and rightly so, as those are warm-weather classics. For fall and winter, we have a different color scheme in mind, which is a little less traditional and a bit more opulent for the season. This […]
Tattoos are one of the best ways to express your true self!! And there are umpteen designs and patterns which one can choose from, to get it etched on his/her body. In fact, people today want to have something unique and different. They don’t want to go for regular tattoo […]
Fall is in full swing and we know what that means: Candy is on the shelves; talk of costumes and plans are dominating the group chat. If you’re following the right people, the tattoo artists on your feed have started posting sketches of cool, creepy Halloween tattoos they’re eager to do. Sure, the occasion […]
A Jewish Mother was horrified to find out her daughter was divorcing her doctor husband. “Does he hit you?” she asked. “No Ma.” “Is he cheating on you?” “No Ma.” “Did he lose his money?” “No Ma.” “You live in a beautiful house, you have luxury cars, your clothes are […]
A daughter asks her dad if she can invite some friends over for a sleepover Later that evening, he overhears them playing a game of “Truth or Dare”, and his daughter is asked when was the last time she had an orgasm, to which she responds “3 days ago”, at […]
An elderly mother and her young daughter was walking in front of a temple when the monk happened to spot them. The daughter was wearing booty shorts and a tank top at the time. The monk called from the distance and came towards them. “Child, that’s not an outfit for […]
The night before her wedding the mother takes her daughter aside. “Now, look,” she tells her daughter “Men are a little strange sometimes. If he ever tells you to turn over, I want you to get out of bed, pack your things and come home to me.” So the couple […]
Homosexuality is wrong because it is unnatural. Now, lets learn about a man born of virgin birth, that healed lepers and blind people with his hands, walked on water, turned water into wine, and how all the wrong in the world happened because a rib ate an apple because a […]
A man walks into a bar with an orange for a head. The bartender pours him a drink and says: “So—you want to tell me about it?” “Well, I was walking on the beach,” says the man with an orange for a head. “I found an old lamp in the […]
Woman goes to see a gynaecologist for the first time and is laying back when she hears him gasp Worried she asks if everything is OK and the gynaecologist responds. “Sorry, no, everything’s fine and healthy don’t worry. It’s you just have the largest vagina I have ever seen, and […]
Separately, stark, crisp, white and mysterious, bold, black is stunning– put them together and all bets are off. Simply put, the combination of black and white is a minimalist dream come to life. And in our humble opinion, the opposing hues are especially eye-catching when worn on nails. Black-and-white nails are […]
When considering where to get a tattoo, there are a few variables to keep in mind. For starters, think about the amount of space you have to work with when considering a design. If you’re looking to get something intricate or large, shoulders are the perfect placement option. Because shoulders […]
Turtle tattoos have a separate fan base due to the love people have for the sea. Now you may think that coastal turtle tattoos would be popular only among marine lovers, but that is not true. People all over the world fancy them, and tattoo artists use their creativity to […]
A sword tattoo may hide many more meanings than you think. Why? Explore our article to find out sword symbolism and the secrets behind it. Getting a sword tattoo may be simple at first glance. But in reality, it has dozens of meanings and symbols. Researching everything by yourself, however, […]
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.” The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up […]
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to hell!” The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, […]
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: “What’s wrong with your turtle?” […]
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.” But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, […]
There were three guys in a bar boasting about the amount of control they have over their wives after getting drunk. One said my wife never says no to me, the second one says my wife always says yes to me. After a while one of the first two turns […]
A guy robs a bank and gets sentenced to prison for life. On his first day in prison. he sits down to lunch, terrified. No one’s saying anything. You could cut the silence with a knife. Then suddenly a biker-looking guy at his table stands up and shouts “FORTY EIGHT” […]
A princess promised to marry the man who will make her orgasm 100 times on a single session. Many knights and noblemen came forward to try their luck and stamina. One was exhausted after 5 orgasms. The second after 7. Then there was one who managed to make her orgasm […]
My friends warned me about this girl who was an abusive toxic manipulator, but I didn’t believe them and decided to go on a date with her. The date went well and we ended up in her bedroom. We both undressed and she explained her last boyfriends were hung like […]
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of […]
A man and his trainer are preparing for a Championship Wrestling Match. The trainer tells the man, ” You look lean, you look strong, but whatever you do, don’t let him get you in the pretzel hold. No one has ever gotten out of the pretzel hold.” The day of […]
The young boy and girlfriend were finally alone together. He started pestering her for se*. “Come on, it will be fine, he said.” Blushing, she said “No…we shouldn’t…” “What about just the tip?” he said. “Well, ok,” she replied. He slowly starts to slide it in, and at first, he […]
As we enter cozy season, it’s only nature we gravitate toward moody colors for our manicures. Dark green nails are especially perfect this time of year, as they add depth, harmonize with the season, and beautifully transition from fall to winter. “Dark green is the perfect alternative to the traditional oxblood and black […]
French tip nails have been a popular and timeless manicure style for decades. This classic look is achieved by applying white tips to a light pink or clear base coat. However, in recent years, short French tip nails with designs have become a trend, adding a modern twist to the traditional […]
Natural nail designs are the perfect choice when you want a look that’s impactful yet airy. They let the beauty of your natural nails shine through while adding pops of color, texture, and pattern. “The neutral nail designs that have been trending usually consist of complexion-matching or flattering shades like […]
Stitch’s popularity as a tattoo design is largely due to his playful and mischievous personality, as well as his unique appearance. His blue fur, large ears, and multiple limbs make him instantly recognizable, and fans of the character often get tattoos to express their love and admiration for him. Additionally, […]
Since the days of sailor tattoos, the shoulder has been one of the most popular places for men to get inked. That’s because the shoulder is traditionally associated with strength and power. However, just because shoulder tattoos for men are traditional, that doesn’t mean there aren’t new or exciting designs. Check out […]
Are you a fighter, or someone who loves to support fighting scenes, justice, as well as Japanese culture? If any of these statements apply to you, you will enjoy our article since we will talk about someone in particular – Samurai origin, as well as gorgeous Samurai tattoo options. Girls […]
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet […]
A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at […]
There is that married couple and it was almost midnight. The husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water with an evil smile on his face. His wife asks, “I didn’t want aspirins from you. What’s these aspirins for?” “It’s for your headache.” “I don’t […]
A married couple who are professional skydivers decide they want to adopt a child. They visit an adoption agency, but the social workers there are hesitant about the idea. The couple explains that they live in a spacious, modern house with a fully equipped playroom and a large, secure backyard […]
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray vaginal s3x. Yesterday, Now Tell Me: Who sucks his dick?
Little Johnny finds out the neighbors dog had puppies so he goes over to play with them. Being a little boy he starts getting too rough. The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.” Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts Johnny plays nice for a […]
Little Johnny Knows Secret of His Father Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next hour, sit on the front porch, count how many blue cars drive-by”. And he sent little Johnny […]
Jealous Kid Applies Poison on Her Mom’s Nipples A little boy was jealous that his new born brother was getting all the attention of his family now so he decided to put poison on his mom’s nipples. Two days later. the mailman, a neighbor, and the pizza the delivery guy […]
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, “It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. and another …” The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, “Mam […]
A Zen novice called for an electrician. Upon arrival at the monk’s apartment, the electrician asked how he could be of assistance. “I’m having trouble and I still can’t get it to work.” The electrician examined the lamp, then nodded his head. “Well, this lamp has a built-in clapper, see?” […]
Looking for a simple way to boost your mood or manifest your future? Your next manicure just might do the trick—especially since 2024’s trending nail designs are so cool that it’s impossible not to be inspired. As for what’s predicted to take over? According to Michelle Nguyen, nail expert and founder and CEO […]
The Peony is both extremely popular and very feminine. When choosing a tattoo, you want it to be something meaningful and timeless, and that’s exactly what the Peony design offers. Not only is the Peony prettier than the classic rose (yes, I said it), but it has also gained a […]
Sure, BFF necklaces or bracelets are good ways to pledge your friendship, but you know what makes an even better present? Something a little more permanent like some matching ink. For the BFFs that know their love will last forever, matching tattoos will prove you’re ride-or-die no matter where life […]
A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It’s their first honeymoon night and the man doesn’t quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, “Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom.” The newlywed […]
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes. ” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
A blonde decides to try horseback rising. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As she’s thrown from the horse, her foot catches in the stirrup, so she lands head first. Just as she loses consciousness, the carnie stops the carousel.
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and says, “This girl looks so familiar, but I can’t remember where I know her from.” The other girl grabs it from her hand, […]
A man is sitting at a bus stop, and there is another man sitting next to him. Suddenly another man comes up to the second guy and says “E-E-Excuse me, s-sir. C-Co-Could you p-p-please gi-give me d-directions t-to-to the n-ne-nearest gro-grocery s-st-store?” The man didn’t say anything. He just sat […]
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day. by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the […]
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor. “Not a chance” she replied. “He won’t even take an aspirin”. “Not a problem,” said the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.” “What on Earth […]
A man walks into a bar and says “4 drinks please” The Bartender asks “Rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay”, the Bartender says “Well everyone has their own path”. The next day the man walks into the bar again and says […]
Like co-ordinated wedding outfits and pet names, couple tattoos are just another way of commemorating your big day (and your love). Some cringe at the idea, while others think there’s no better way to cement their love for their partner. It’s something more than a diamond ring and it’s something you won’t have to worry about losing by mistake. […]
Flower nail art designs are a classic trend that has been embraced by celebrities, influencers, and style enthusiasts alike. Renowned for their versatility and timeless appeal, these designs offer scope for personalisation and customisation, whether one prefers a minimalist touch or a bold statement. If you are also planning to […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
In winter, it’s only natural to capture the season’s spirit at nail level. Cool-toned colors, cable-knit textures, and—of course—loads of glitter are all on theme. “Nails are one of the beauty looks we can play with most to celebrate a specific season,” says Mabelyn Alva, creative director at Paintbox. “For winter nails, […]
Clock tattoos can mean that time is passing, an important date or hour has arrived, or life is beginning or ending. If you want a clock tattoo, you have a special meaning to add to this piece. You should make this one unique to you. A clock, based on its […]
Getting a sleeve tattoo can be a significant and exciting decision for many women. With so many styles and themes to consider, finding the right design can be both fun and challenging. Choosing a design that reflects your personality and interests is crucial to loving your tattoo for years to come. A sleeve tattoo can be […]
