Category: FUNNY

A guys goes to his friends house

A guy, Mike, walks into his friend Joe’s house. Immediately, he notices in the middle of his friend’s living room, a tall metal box with lots of blinking lights and whiring sounds. Joe sees Mike’s obvious curiosity and says “Ah, I see you’ve noticed my new invention! It’s a se  […]

50th wedding anniversary a funny story

50th wedding anniversary a funny story

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your […]

A man is getting into the shower

A man is getting into the shower

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word Bob says “I’ll […]

A couple got married and

A couple got married and

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he said. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table […]

BAD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS

BAD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS

A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I guess the bad news. Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there’s nothing else we can do. I’m sorry. Patient: […]

Secret of happy married life..

Secret of happy married life

I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?” He said “You should share responsi- bilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” I asked “Can you explain?” He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues […]

HONEY PLEASE! (FUNNY STORY)

HONEY PLEASE! (FUNNY STORY)

Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn that the doctor live. ………….. only had 24 hours to Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to […]

WHO IS THIS GUY !!! (FUNNY STORY)

WHO IS THIS GUY !!! (FUNNY STORY)

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” […]

BRILLIANT WIFE!! (FUNNY STORY)

BRILLIANT WIFE!! (FUNNY STORY)

A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..My dear wife,. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after […]

UNLUCKY HUSBANDS (FUNNY STORY)

UNLUCKY HUSBANDS (FUNNY STORY)

Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won’t do a single work in the house. All she does is sleep and loaf and […]

STUCK IN THE HOLE(FUNNY STORY)

STUCK IN THE HOLE(FUNNY STORY)

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable […]

WHO IS THIS GUY – funny jokes and humor

jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. WHO IS THIS GUY !!! (FUNNY STORY)

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” […]

A wealthy man was ordered by his physician

A wealthy man was ordered by his physician – funny jokes and humor A wealthy man was ordered by his physician to go away to the mountains for a rest. He went home, told the members of his family what the doctor had said. He said, “While I’m away, I […]