50th wedding anniversary a funny story

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices

a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful

years together.
He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.

Your father threatened with a Your father threatened me with a shotgun and

said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you.

Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”