Spring has (almost) sprung—and that means it’s time to plan your Easter celebrations! Of course, a special church service followed by a big Easter brunch with all of your family and friends will be at the top of your list. And you can’t forget about the egg hunt! But no holiday is complete without […]
Whether you wear tank tops or V-neck shirts, chest art pieces can make you look cooler than you really are and you’re bound to turn the heads of many many ladies. Does a chest tattoo hurt? Having some muscle or fat in your chest can help reduce the pain somewhat, […]
This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment, Including Her Teacher. The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to […]
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won’t do a single work in the house. All she does is sleep and loaf and […]
GIRL AND THE FLAGPOLE Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the Girl: Okay. (climbs the flagpole) Girl Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. 16 Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear! …Next Day… Clic (Same boy): I’ll pay you 20 bucks […]
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your […]
Jack & The Blonde Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV… The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge […]
SHE WAS ALREADY SCARED TO OPEN THIS BILL FOR HER SURGERY. BUT SHE CRIED AFTER READING THIS. One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided […]
90 YEAR OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game.”But why?” asks his wife. “Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where the ball goes after I hit it”. The wife says, “Listen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 […]
MOM SHOVED & SCREAMED AT HER KID FOR DROPPING A PIECE OF CHICKEN. THE REASON WHY SHE DID IT IS HEARTBREAKING. Gmivarming I was outside of a Johnny Rockets counter in Magic Mountain with some friends when this lady shouts at her son (six or seven maybe) loud enough that […]
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental […]
