An exhausted blonde dragged herself – funny jokes

An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office.

“Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” he said.

“They bark all day and all night and I can’t sleep a wink.”

“I’m going to prescribe you some sleeping pills,” the doctor said.

A few of these and your problems will be over.”

“Great,” the blonde said. “I’ll try anything.”

A few weeks later, the blonde returned looking worse than ever.

Doctor, it didn’t work! “I’m more tired than before!”

“I don’t understand how that can be,” the doctor said, shaking his head.

“Those are the strongest pills on the market!”

“Maybe so,” said the blonde, “but I’m still

up all night chasing those dogs,

and when I finally catch one, it’s hell

to get him to swallow the pill!”