A man with a talking duck – funny jokes

A man boards a plane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck.

A young and beautiful stewardess approaches and asks the boy and the duck if they want something to drink.

“I would like a cup of coffee, please,” the boy says.

“And I would like a can of beer, you ugly pig!” shouts the duck.

The stewardess goes to get a can of beer for the duck. But she is so shocked by the duck’s rudeness that she forgets about the boy’s coffee.

When the stewardess returns and gives the duck the beer, the boy realizes that he has forgotten the coffee.

“Excuse me,” he says politely. “I ordered a cup of coffee, but it seems you forgot it.”

“Yes, you piece of s**t!” he shouts the duck. “And get me another beer, you stupid fucking mule!”

The stewardess walks away, thinking about how the duck is now swearing.

She once again remembers the beer but she forgets the coffee.

When the stewardess returns, the guy realizes that if rudeness and bad words have gotten

the duck what he wants, maybe it will also get him what he wants.

“Listen, you fucking dumb bitch,” he says. “Twice I’ve ordered a coffee and twice you’ve forgotten my coffee.

Now bring me my coffee, you fat cow!

The stewardess loses patience. She takes the boy and the duck out of her seats.

Then, with a powerful kick, he opens the emergency exit and throws the guy and the duck out of the plane.

As they fall, the duck says to the boy: “You know, you have a pretty big mouth for a guy who can’t fly.”