A couple got married and

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some

“I’ll be home when I want if I

want, and at what time I want,” he said.

“And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening. I’ll go hunting,

fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. said.

“Any comments?”

His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be s*x here at seven o’clock every night..

. whether you’re home or not.”