A Horse And a chicken are playing together in a meadow, when suddenly the ground gives way, and the horse falls into a deep pit.
The horse calls out to the chicken, “Chicken, you have to help me get out of here!”
So the chicken takes off for the farm. He runs to the barn, finds a rope, and then runs to the farmhouse,
where he jumps into the farmer’s BMW.
He drives back across the meadow, ties the rope to the bumper of the BMW, and throws the other end into the hole.
The horse grabs it, and the chicken pulls him out with the Beemer.
A few days later, they are playing again, and this time the chicken falls in the hole.
He calls out to the horse, “Help me, Horse! Please save me!”
The horse stands over the hole, and says, “Hey, my dick can reach you! Grab hold of my dick,
and I’ll pull you out. The chicken grabs the horse’s dick, and the horse pulls him out of the hole.
The moral of the story is, if you’re hung like a horse,
you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.