A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about […]
Three boys were discussing their father’s favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his dad does that. The third boy replied, […]
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first-year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, “Do you know what your asshole is doing […]
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a pen**.” So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, “I’ve […]
Having the coolest sleeve tattoo of your friend group, or even your local pub, is no easy task. With a wide variety of design choices and inspirations, it can be hard to decide what the subject of your sleeve is going to be. If you’re unsure what you should get permanently tattooed to your […]
A man goes over to his best mate’s house who recently got married for dinner. At the end of the dinner, the man and his best mate sat out on the patio talking before the man went to leave and go home. At a bit before 12am the man said […]
Blue nail designs have taken the world of nail art by storm, as they offer a spectrum of shades and styles that cater to diverse tastes. From deep navy to vibrant azure, blue not only makes a bold statement on your nails but also effortlessly complements various color palettes. Here, […]
Amandala is a geometric compilation of symbols, typically aligned in a circle. The meaning of a mandala isn’t set in stone, though it’s typically considered a symbol of balance, eternity, and perfection. Many cultures have used the mandala symbol within their teachings as a way to further that understanding of balance. […]
A man boards a plane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck. A young and beautiful stewardess approaches and asks the boy and the duck if they want something to drink. “I would like a cup of coffee, please,” the boy says. “And I would like a can […]
An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” he said. “They bark all day and all night and I can’t sleep a wink.” “I’m going to prescribe you some sleeping pills,” the doctor said. A few of these and your problems […]
French tips are forever a clean and classic look. Traditionally, they include a white, curved tip that mimics the shape of the nail atop a sheer pinky-nude base. If you want this design without going too conventional, you can switch things up with black French tips. “A French tip manicure […]
There’s a reason why so many people sport butterfly tattoos: these ethereal winged wonders are not only stunning, but they are also powerful symbols of transformation and freedom. And, just as in nature, the variety of butterfly designs is endless—they can be simple or super detailed, bold and brightly colored, or delicate […]
Elephants are fascinating creatures that are known for their strength, playful mannerisms, and long-term memory. One major reason people choose to get an elephant tattoo is their love for the adorable giant or their belief in the design’s ability to symbolize family, wisdom, remembrance, and strength. In this article, we […]
Have you ever heard about the Yakuza tattoo culture? More popularly known as Irezumi, the Yakuza tattoo culture is associated with Japanese history. However, its impact on the whole world is in the form of sacred art. The Bokken tattoo was given as punishment to prisoners by the Japanese king […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
By now there are thousands of tattoo styles and artists create new ones every day. Many of these designs stem from historically popular tattoo styles, many of which have been around for decades, sometimes even centuries. Here we’ve collected classic and different tattoo styles that you should definitely know before you get […]
A young Irish girl goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. The priest replies, “Go ahead, my child.” “Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend… FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear […]
On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some […]
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Summer is all about embracing sunshine and fun, and your nails can reflect that too! This season, trendy bright summer nails designs are all about vibrant colors, playful patterns, and eye-catching accents. Whether you prefer something classic and chic, cute and whimsical, or bold and statement-making, there’s a perfect summer […]
If there is one thing people with sisters know for sure is that they have a friend for life. No wonder many women are getting sister tattoos to honor this special bond! Sisterhood is all about love, support, and shared memories, and tattoos representing it may come in matching sets […]
Young Johnny was called in by his mother… “Take the duck to the market and sell it..”, she said. So, Johnny being a good boy, he grabbed up the duck and headed out to market… On the way he passed the town brothel and noticed a woman was smoking a […]
Japanese tattoo designs are well-known across the globe for their unique and artistic style. Known as Irezumi, the traditional form of Japanese tattooing uses a special ink known as Zumi. In the traditional method, called Tebori, Japanese tattoo artists, known as Horishi, use wooden sticks and some long needles attached […]
Choosing the right nail design for your wedding day is very important. You will need a lot of must-have photos where your hands will make an appearance (holding a bouquet, placing the ring on your partner’s finger and so on). There are some elegant and beautiful nail designs for brides that will […]
As the year comes to an end and we gear up to welcome a fresh start, our nails deserve some extra attention to make a lasting impression. New Year’s Eve nail designs offer a myriad of creative opportunities to express your unique style. “Think festive themes, loads of sparkle, and […]
Tattoos have been gaining a lot of popularity lately and we know why. They are undeniably sexy and give a sense of individuality. Now that you’ve prepared yourself for a tattoo, it is choosing the appropriate design that’s hella tough. Well, if you have ever watched Tattoo Nightmares, then you know how […]
If you’ve been on the beauty side of Tiktok lately, you’ve probably already heard about the “red nails theory.” Basically, it is hinged on the idea that guys gravitate to people who wear red nail polish. Tiktok user Robyn Delmonte first brought the theory to the internet’s attention when she claimed that […]
In winter, it’s only natural to capture the season’s spirit at nail level. Cool-toned colors, cable-knit textures, and—of course—loads of glitter are all on theme. “Nails are one of the beauty looks we can play with most to celebrate a specific season,” says Mabelyn Alva, creative director at Paintbox. “For winter nails, […]
Spider tattoo designs are a popular choice for both men and women. Although these insects are repulsive in real life, they are frequently chosen for tattoo designs. In fact, tarantula spiders are even kept as pets by some, so what’s the harm in a tattoo? Well for spider lovers, spider […]
Without the sun, there would be no life on Earth. The star at the center of our solar system has been worshiped by ancient cultures and remains a powerful symbol today. It is not hard to see why someone would be drawn to a tattoo like this, which represents strength, […]
The groom and I have been friends for a long time, but he had some trouble finding a best man. He first asked his richest friend to be his best man, but he said no. Then he asked his funniest friend to be his best man, but he said no. […]
In the world of DC comics, the Joker is more than just a villain. Joker tattoos are an extension of the fandom of the iconic comic book villain, one of the greatest ever cooked up if one dare say it. We are all familiar with lines like “Why so serious?” […]
We’re spending time gearing up for Easter by decorating eggs, so why not decorate our nails too. And luckily it’s easy to paint on a pretty and festive manicure in a few simple steps! Just take a scroll through the below Easter nail designs. From fabulous florals to beautiful butterflies, […]
Reflect your wild and resilient character through these unique and trendy tattoo designs. It’s no surprise that we adore tattoos and are constantly on the lookout for new designs. Today, we’re going to satisfy our ink obsession with 50 of the best wolf tattoo designs, both artistically stunning and meaningful. Out […]
Spring has (almost) sprung—and that means it’s time to plan your Easter celebrations! Of course, a special church service followed by a big Easter brunch with all of your family and friends will be at the top of your list. And you can’t forget about the egg hunt! But no holiday is complete without […]
Whether you wear tank tops or V-neck shirts, chest art pieces can make you look cooler than you really are and you’re bound to turn the heads of many many ladies. Does a chest tattoo hurt? Having some muscle or fat in your chest can help reduce the pain somewhat, […]
This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment, Including Her Teacher. The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to […]
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won’t do a single work in the house. All she does is sleep and loaf and […]
GIRL AND THE FLAGPOLE Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the Girl: Okay. (climbs the flagpole) Girl Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. 16 Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear! …Next Day… Clic (Same boy): I’ll pay you 20 bucks […]
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your […]
Jack & The Blonde Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV… The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge […]
SHE WAS ALREADY SCARED TO OPEN THIS BILL FOR HER SURGERY. BUT SHE CRIED AFTER READING THIS. One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided […]
90 YEAR OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game.”But why?” asks his wife. “Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where the ball goes after I hit it”. The wife says, “Listen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 […]
MOM SHOVED & SCREAMED AT HER KID FOR DROPPING A PIECE OF CHICKEN. THE REASON WHY SHE DID IT IS HEARTBREAKING. Gmivarming I was outside of a Johnny Rockets counter in Magic Mountain with some friends when this lady shouts at her son (six or seven maybe) loud enough that […]
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental […]
Perhaps the most undefeated nail trend to exist is the classic French manicure. This might sound like an effusive claim, but think about it, this chic nude and white combo has consistently stood steady among the endless cycle of nail trends. Why? It’s a timeless look. Even your favorite celebrities […]
The hummingbird is a fascinating and beautiful creature. It is the smallest bird species in the world, but it is rich in symbolism, often associated with beauty, good luck, strength, resilience, and hard work. The tiny bird has importance in various cultures, including the ancient Aztec civilizations, where it was […]
A Stupid Answer For A Stupid Question NEVER My mother always told me, ‘Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.’ The cops walked up to my car, ‘Would you like to step out of the car? ‘ I said, ‘Hell no, it’s bot […]
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word Bob says “I’ll […]
A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any · sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha. ” Well, the boss liked the […]
Little Johnny was walking on the beach when he saw an old bottle in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it. Then a genie came out and said, ” Boy, Thank You for letting me You for letting me out. Make a wish and I’ll grant it !!” […]
A Wife casually calls her husband at the office one afternoon Wife: Hi, how r u…? Husband: I m fine…! Wife: What did u have for lunch today? Husband: Dont you have anything else to ask?? You have only silly questions like what did you eat … what dress wearing […]
A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he said. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table […]
One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Babe, […]
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I guess the bad news. Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there’s nothing else we can do. I’m sorry. Patient: […]
As the leaves are changing, so are our manicures — and they happen to use the same nail color palette. With cute, stylish and over-the-top fall nail designs, we’re obsessed with what these professional nail artists have come up with — and you can recreate these on your own too. Whether you typically […]
Angels are one of the most popular tattoo design options for many people, especially beginners. Angels are adorable heavenly beings, and we wouldn’t be surprised if they become your top choice for getting your next tattoo! According to most faiths and religions, angels are spiritual symbols of devotion, hope, trust, and […]
