A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit […]
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
As a symbol, anchors hold a lot of meaning. For some, it’s simply a representation of the sea. For others, it’s a reminder of being held down and remaining grounded. Even more, anchors could symbolize anything from commitment to safety to hope. Because anchors have so many meanings, they’re a […]
Religious art, such as Christian tattoos, is a raging trend these days. These religious tattoos involve more than just the face of Christ. The trend is such that you would find people getting tattoos of crosses, rosaries, and significant Biblical events and figures. Body art focused on religion always holds […]
A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? one boy said, i would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.” Another boy said ” I would want platinum because its worth more than gold and […]
A blonde is driving to see her Mom but Her car suddenly breaks down in the middle of nowhere… She sees a single house in the distance and walks to it. She knocks on the door to ask for help. A big guy opens the door …. Guy: What seems […]
A young Irish girl goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. The priest replies, “Go ahead, my child.” “Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend… FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear […]
A couple, both in their 70s, went to a s** therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have s**?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you […]
A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant, having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her hand down on the table. She angrily tells them that she can take a blonde joke as well as the next person, but it […]
Halloween costumes come with various levels of commitment: We’ve got the planners who know a whole 11 months prior what their theme is, the creative crafters who get to work two months ahead of time, and the 10-minutes-before-leaving-the-house crew. But, did you know there’s a whole other group filled with Halloween […]
If you’ve been itching to add some new ink to your collection or thinking about getting your first tattoo ever, you might consider Roman numeral tattoos. Chances are, you know someone with this style of ink — it’s a classic. Even if you think of yourself as more of a one […]
If a picture of a fleeting moment is worth a thousand words, a well-worded (and permanent!) tattoo design speaks at the highest volume. Illustrations aren’t everyone’s cup of tea when it comes to body art. Some are more inclined towards elegant wording and meaningful phrases as tattoos. Plus, simple letter tattoos […]
A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. […]
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw the donkey and was afraid that he would destroy the farm, took the rifle and killed him. The donkey’s owner […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
Bird tattoos symbolize freedom, hope, and the beauty of nature. They are popular in the world of body art because of their vibrant color and cheerful personality. Their designs can be so versatile that you can fit them on your wrist just as easily as you can design them magnificently […]
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about […]
Three boys were discussing their father’s favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his dad does that. The third boy replied, […]
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first-year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, “Do you know what your asshole is doing […]
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a pen**.” So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, “I’ve […]
Having the coolest sleeve tattoo of your friend group, or even your local pub, is no easy task. With a wide variety of design choices and inspirations, it can be hard to decide what the subject of your sleeve is going to be. If you’re unsure what you should get permanently tattooed to your […]
A man goes over to his best mate’s house who recently got married for dinner. At the end of the dinner, the man and his best mate sat out on the patio talking before the man went to leave and go home. At a bit before 12am the man said […]
Blue nail designs have taken the world of nail art by storm, as they offer a spectrum of shades and styles that cater to diverse tastes. From deep navy to vibrant azure, blue not only makes a bold statement on your nails but also effortlessly complements various color palettes. Here, […]
Amandala is a geometric compilation of symbols, typically aligned in a circle. The meaning of a mandala isn’t set in stone, though it’s typically considered a symbol of balance, eternity, and perfection. Many cultures have used the mandala symbol within their teachings as a way to further that understanding of balance. […]
A man boards a plane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck. A young and beautiful stewardess approaches and asks the boy and the duck if they want something to drink. “I would like a cup of coffee, please,” the boy says. “And I would like a can […]
An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” he said. “They bark all day and all night and I can’t sleep a wink.” “I’m going to prescribe you some sleeping pills,” the doctor said. A few of these and your problems […]
French tips are forever a clean and classic look. Traditionally, they include a white, curved tip that mimics the shape of the nail atop a sheer pinky-nude base. If you want this design without going too conventional, you can switch things up with black French tips. “A French tip manicure […]
There’s a reason why so many people sport butterfly tattoos: these ethereal winged wonders are not only stunning, but they are also powerful symbols of transformation and freedom. And, just as in nature, the variety of butterfly designs is endless—they can be simple or super detailed, bold and brightly colored, or delicate […]
Elephants are fascinating creatures that are known for their strength, playful mannerisms, and long-term memory. One major reason people choose to get an elephant tattoo is their love for the adorable giant or their belief in the design’s ability to symbolize family, wisdom, remembrance, and strength. In this article, we […]
Have you ever heard about the Yakuza tattoo culture? More popularly known as Irezumi, the Yakuza tattoo culture is associated with Japanese history. However, its impact on the whole world is in the form of sacred art. The Bokken tattoo was given as punishment to prisoners by the Japanese king […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
By now there are thousands of tattoo styles and artists create new ones every day. Many of these designs stem from historically popular tattoo styles, many of which have been around for decades, sometimes even centuries. Here we’ve collected classic and different tattoo styles that you should definitely know before you get […]
A young Irish girl goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. The priest replies, “Go ahead, my child.” “Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend… FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear […]
On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some […]
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Summer is all about embracing sunshine and fun, and your nails can reflect that too! This season, trendy bright summer nails designs are all about vibrant colors, playful patterns, and eye-catching accents. Whether you prefer something classic and chic, cute and whimsical, or bold and statement-making, there’s a perfect summer […]
If there is one thing people with sisters know for sure is that they have a friend for life. No wonder many women are getting sister tattoos to honor this special bond! Sisterhood is all about love, support, and shared memories, and tattoos representing it may come in matching sets […]
Young Johnny was called in by his mother… “Take the duck to the market and sell it..”, she said. So, Johnny being a good boy, he grabbed up the duck and headed out to market… On the way he passed the town brothel and noticed a woman was smoking a […]
Japanese tattoo designs are well-known across the globe for their unique and artistic style. Known as Irezumi, the traditional form of Japanese tattooing uses a special ink known as Zumi. In the traditional method, called Tebori, Japanese tattoo artists, known as Horishi, use wooden sticks and some long needles attached […]
Choosing the right nail design for your wedding day is very important. You will need a lot of must-have photos where your hands will make an appearance (holding a bouquet, placing the ring on your partner’s finger and so on). There are some elegant and beautiful nail designs for brides that will […]
As the year comes to an end and we gear up to welcome a fresh start, our nails deserve some extra attention to make a lasting impression. New Year’s Eve nail designs offer a myriad of creative opportunities to express your unique style. “Think festive themes, loads of sparkle, and […]
Tattoos have been gaining a lot of popularity lately and we know why. They are undeniably sexy and give a sense of individuality. Now that you’ve prepared yourself for a tattoo, it is choosing the appropriate design that’s hella tough. Well, if you have ever watched Tattoo Nightmares, then you know how […]
If you’ve been on the beauty side of Tiktok lately, you’ve probably already heard about the “red nails theory.” Basically, it is hinged on the idea that guys gravitate to people who wear red nail polish. Tiktok user Robyn Delmonte first brought the theory to the internet’s attention when she claimed that […]
In winter, it’s only natural to capture the season’s spirit at nail level. Cool-toned colors, cable-knit textures, and—of course—loads of glitter are all on theme. “Nails are one of the beauty looks we can play with most to celebrate a specific season,” says Mabelyn Alva, creative director at Paintbox. “For winter nails, […]
Spider tattoo designs are a popular choice for both men and women. Although these insects are repulsive in real life, they are frequently chosen for tattoo designs. In fact, tarantula spiders are even kept as pets by some, so what’s the harm in a tattoo? Well for spider lovers, spider […]
Without the sun, there would be no life on Earth. The star at the center of our solar system has been worshiped by ancient cultures and remains a powerful symbol today. It is not hard to see why someone would be drawn to a tattoo like this, which represents strength, […]
The groom and I have been friends for a long time, but he had some trouble finding a best man. He first asked his richest friend to be his best man, but he said no. Then he asked his funniest friend to be his best man, but he said no. […]
In the world of DC comics, the Joker is more than just a villain. Joker tattoos are an extension of the fandom of the iconic comic book villain, one of the greatest ever cooked up if one dare say it. We are all familiar with lines like “Why so serious?” […]
We’re spending time gearing up for Easter by decorating eggs, so why not decorate our nails too. And luckily it’s easy to paint on a pretty and festive manicure in a few simple steps! Just take a scroll through the below Easter nail designs. From fabulous florals to beautiful butterflies, […]
Reflect your wild and resilient character through these unique and trendy tattoo designs. It’s no surprise that we adore tattoos and are constantly on the lookout for new designs. Today, we’re going to satisfy our ink obsession with 50 of the best wolf tattoo designs, both artistically stunning and meaningful. Out […]
Spring has (almost) sprung—and that means it’s time to plan your Easter celebrations! Of course, a special church service followed by a big Easter brunch with all of your family and friends will be at the top of your list. And you can’t forget about the egg hunt! But no holiday is complete without […]
Whether you wear tank tops or V-neck shirts, chest art pieces can make you look cooler than you really are and you’re bound to turn the heads of many many ladies. Does a chest tattoo hurt? Having some muscle or fat in your chest can help reduce the pain somewhat, […]
This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment, Including Her Teacher. The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to […]
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won’t do a single work in the house. All she does is sleep and loaf and […]
GIRL AND THE FLAGPOLE Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the Girl: Okay. (climbs the flagpole) Girl Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. 16 Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear! …Next Day… Clic (Same boy): I’ll pay you 20 bucks […]
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your […]
Jack & The Blonde Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV… The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge […]
SHE WAS ALREADY SCARED TO OPEN THIS BILL FOR HER SURGERY. BUT SHE CRIED AFTER READING THIS. One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided […]
90 YEAR OLD GOLFER A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game.”But why?” asks his wife. “Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where the ball goes after I hit it”. The wife says, “Listen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 […]
MOM SHOVED & SCREAMED AT HER KID FOR DROPPING A PIECE OF CHICKEN. THE REASON WHY SHE DID IT IS HEARTBREAKING. Gmivarming I was outside of a Johnny Rockets counter in Magic Mountain with some friends when this lady shouts at her son (six or seven maybe) loud enough that […]
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental […]
Perhaps the most undefeated nail trend to exist is the classic French manicure. This might sound like an effusive claim, but think about it, this chic nude and white combo has consistently stood steady among the endless cycle of nail trends. Why? It’s a timeless look. Even your favorite celebrities […]
The hummingbird is a fascinating and beautiful creature. It is the smallest bird species in the world, but it is rich in symbolism, often associated with beauty, good luck, strength, resilience, and hard work. The tiny bird has importance in various cultures, including the ancient Aztec civilizations, where it was […]
A Stupid Answer For A Stupid Question NEVER My mother always told me, ‘Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.’ The cops walked up to my car, ‘Would you like to step out of the car? ‘ I said, ‘Hell no, it’s bot […]
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word Bob says “I’ll […]
A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any · sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha. ” Well, the boss liked the […]
Little Johnny was walking on the beach when he saw an old bottle in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it. Then a genie came out and said, ” Boy, Thank You for letting me You for letting me out. Make a wish and I’ll grant it !!” […]
A Wife casually calls her husband at the office one afternoon Wife: Hi, how r u…? Husband: I m fine…! Wife: What did u have for lunch today? Husband: Dont you have anything else to ask?? You have only silly questions like what did you eat … what dress wearing […]
A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he said. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table […]
One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Babe, […]
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I guess the bad news. Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there’s nothing else we can do. I’m sorry. Patient: […]
As the leaves are changing, so are our manicures — and they happen to use the same nail color palette. With cute, stylish and over-the-top fall nail designs, we’re obsessed with what these professional nail artists have come up with — and you can recreate these on your own too. Whether you typically […]
Angels are one of the most popular tattoo design options for many people, especially beginners. Angels are adorable heavenly beings, and we wouldn’t be surprised if they become your top choice for getting your next tattoo! According to most faiths and religions, angels are spiritual symbols of devotion, hope, trust, and […]
Are you excited to welcome spring with a pop of color and imagination? As the world outside transforms into a beautiful mix of colors, why not let your nails join in the fun? Come and discover 45 amazing spring-themed nail designs that our beauty writers absolutely love! From pretty flowers […]
When it comes to tattoos, you have an entire body of placements to choose from. While some areas offer the benefit of easy concealment, others spotlight the new ink for all to see– such as the wrist. While it may be small, it’s an open space with fairly straight lines, making it an easy […]
While the thighs aren’t a traditional tattoo placement for women, their ability to flatter feminine curves has made them incredibly popular over the last few years. Thigh tattoos draw attention to the legs and lower body and can be subtly seductive or bold and beautiful. Not only do your thighs […]
A husband and wife are awoken at 3 AM by a loud pounding on the door The husband looks out the bedroom window through the pouring rain, and sees a car he does not recognize parked on the street out front. He gets up to answer the door, where a […]
A guy walks into a bar looking to stir up some trouble. The bartender asks, “Hey there, what can I get you?” The guy looks around and sees another guy sitting at a table mulling over a still full drink and says, “I can get it myself.” Leaving the bartender […]
I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?” He said “You should share responsi- bilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” I asked “Can you explain?” He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues […]
Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn that the doctor live. ………….. only had 24 hours to Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to […]
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” […]
A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..My dear wife,. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after […]
One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. “Religion?” God’s secretary asked the first man. “Jewish,” the man replied. “Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8,” the secretary said. “Religion?” he asked the second man. “Muslim.” “Go to room 10, but […]
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had to a girl who won’t do a single work in the house. All she does is sleep and loaf and […]
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable […]
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” […]
A man gets shipwrecked on an island and his only two companions are a dog…and a pig. He manages to find plenty of food for the three of them, and they settle in for a long stay as the man tries to think of a way for the three of […]
A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later […]
Whether you’ve got a fun night out planned or want something to do while you catch up on The Voice with friends, grabbing some nail polish is always a great option. Painting your nails (or having someone else paint them) puts many of us on the fast track to feeling fashionable and […]
Snakes are some of the most popular men’s tattoos because of their versatility. They can be adapted to fit any part of your body, from your chest to your fingers, and the wide variety of designs means they suit every guy’s style. Whether you’re looking for an ultra-masculine inking or […]
A young investment banker decides to splurge on a Lamborghini Aventador. After paying close to $400,000 for his dream machine, he decides to take it out for a spin. He stops at a red light and an old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man […]
Once upon a time, black nails were considered to be a grunge beauty choice. Now, we’re shown just how beautiful and chic they can be. When the polish choice is combined with trendy designs like French manicures and swirls, or when it’s transformed with unexpected finishes, the end result is always eye-catching. To prove it, […]
A Horse And a chicken are playing together in a meadow, when suddenly the ground gives way, and the horse falls into a deep pit. The horse calls out to the chicken, “Chicken, you have to help me get out of here!” So the chicken takes off for the farm. […]
There are so many creative ways to get the symbol of death and rebirth inked on your skin. Skulls are generally considered a sign of death. But people who sport skull tattoo designs, see them as symbols of a cycle of life. They are reminders of change and an indication […]
A man is transporting a coffin when his car breaks down. He pulls over and after messing about with the engine trying to fix it, covering himself in oils and grime, he calls for a mechanic, they tell him they can come in just under an hour to asses the […]
What once was a staple of the aughts (remember duck nails?) is now back on the fingertips of nearly every celebrity: the French manicure. The lined look that dominated the first few years of the 2000s has slowly but surely become the must-have style for beauty lovers embracing the Y2K wave, along […]
Your body is a blank canvas and the best tattoo ideas will turn that canvas into a work of art. As such, you want a cool tattoo design that emanates with both personal meaning and visual allure in equal measure. Barring laser removal, this is a lifelong commitment and one that shouldn’t be […]
