The groom and I have been friends for a long time, but he had some trouble finding a best man.
He first asked his richest friend to be his best man, but he said no.
Then he asked his funniest friend to be his best man,
but he said no. He then asked his best-looking friend to be the
best man but even he said no. Then he asked me, and,
after turning him down the first three times,
I couldn’t refuse again.