Woman goes to see a gynaecologist for the first time and is laying back when she hears him gasp
Worried she asks if everything is OK and the gynaecologist responds.
“Sorry, no, everything’s fine and healthy don’t worry. It’s you just have the largest vagina I have ever seen, and I’m a
gynaecologist”
“Realy, is it that big?” ask the woman
“oh yes, go home and stand over a mirror and have look”
So she heads home and follows instructions, and is stand over the mirror when her husband walks in sees her, and
throws her across the room.
“What the hell, you nearly broke my fuckng arm” screams the woman
The husband responds – “If you’d fell down that hole, you’d have broke your fucking neck”