WIFE’S INAPPROPRIATE JOKE
Last night My wife and I were having Christmas dinner with her parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and a German neighbor who is a widow. We were talking about messing up while cooking meals and I mentioned the first time I cooked a turkey I cooked it upside down. The neighbor was incredulous that I could make such a mistake and asked how I could possibly do this when the br##st would be round and make it difficult to get the turkey to not roll. My lame joke: “Maybe ljust like flat br##sted turkeys.” Wife looks down at her chest: “Well now I feel self-conscious… Wait, is
that why you always turn me face down?” Everybody starts roaring with laughter and her dad turned bright red.