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Three men travel to Turkey. but when they arrive at the airport the customs officer tells them that, in
order to improve the country’s gene pool, they only allow groups of men to enter the country if the
combined length of their pen*** is at least 100 cm. So the first man gets undressed to take the
measurement. The officers measure his pen** is 50 centimeters long. The second man does the
same. His pen** is 49 centimeters long. Then the third man gets undressed. His pen** is just barely 1
centimeter long. So although it’s not by a great margin, the combined length of their pen*** is at
least 100 cm, so the officers let the 3 men into the country.
Later the three men are discussing what happened at the airport. The first man says ‘We are lucky I
have such a long pen**, otherwise we would never have made it to 1 meter’. The second man says
‘Mine may not be as long as yours, but we’re lucky that it’s still pretty long’. The third man says ‘We
were pretty lucky that I had a boner’.
