Once there was a farmer who was very protective of his three daughters. One day, the three daughters told the farmer that they were all going on a date.
So, the farmer, being the protective father he was, grabbed his shotgun and walked outside. Suddenly, a car pulled in,
and a man stepped out it. He went up to the farmer and said:
“Hello, my name is Freddy, I am here for Betty. We’re going for spaghetti. Is she ready?”
The farmer called for Betty, the first daughter, and she came. The man and Betty then got into the car and drove off.
About 30 seconds later, the second car pulled in. Another man stepped out of it and went up to the farmer.
“Hello, my name is Joe. I am here for Flo. Is she good to go?”
The farmer called for Flo, the second daughter, and the man lead her into the car and then went inside the car as well.
They drove off.
Another 30 seconds passed, and the third and final car pulled in.
A man stepped out it and approached the farmer.
“Hello, my name is Chuck, I am here for-“ The farmer shot him.