Husband: Knocks the door at midnight. Wife: Go back where you coming from!
Husband: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?
So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes,
takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool.
!!!!..Scheweew..!!!!
Wife hears and opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool.
The husband quickly sneaks into the house then locks the
door.
Wife: Open the door or I will shout!! Husband: Shout till all the neighbours
wakes up and comes here. Tell them where you are coming from
by this time of the night with only a panty and a bra!