Category: FUNNY

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was […]

A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed […]

A Man Went To His Doctor And He Says “Six times a day”.. This guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doctor”, he said, “I feel like killing me wife. She is indifelity pesonified, You have got to help me. The doctor decided on how to best handle the […]

Men Women At bar

A Person Goes to Bank for Opening Account And Start Using Bad Language, Then This Happens A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window , “I want to open a f#ckin’ checking account”. To which the lady replied, “I beg your pardon, what did […]

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AFTER YEARS OF STAYING APART, THIS HUSBAND AND WIFE WAS GIVEN 30 MINUTES TO DO ANYTHING. BUT I NEVER EXPECTED THIS. There are two statues in a park; one of a man and one of a woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, […]

Stolen Bike