A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her labia reduced in size because
they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be
kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the
doctor.
‘I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!’ The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for
confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
‘I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself.’
‘The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had had the same
procedure done some time ago.’ ‘And what about the third rose ?’ she asked.
‘That’s from a man upstairs in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank you for his new ears!