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A woman with a morbid fear of
drowning is on a ship in the middle
of an ocean. Nervously , she asks a
crew member ‘just how far away
from land are we?’ Calmly, he
reassures her ‘ you have nothing to
worry about miss ,we’re only 5
miles from land.’ Relieved, she
inquires ‘oh, in which direction?’
‘That would be straight down’, he
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