A tomato and a pineapple were sitting on a supermarket shelf.
The tomato turns to the pineapple and says, “Hey, you know,
we’ve been sitting here next to each other for a while now.
I think we’re like soulmates, don’t you think?”
The pineapple scoffs and replies, “Soulmates? Please!
I’m just here for the tropical aisle.
You’re more like a saucy sidekick.”