A teenage boy keeps depositing one million dollar in his bank account every day
one day, Mrs. Mary the bank manager asks him to provide the source of all the money he’s depositing
“I win it through gambling” he answers
“nobody can win that much money so consistently through gambling”
“wanna proof? how about we bet on 1000$ that I’ll kiss my eye right here”
“what? that’s impossible, ok I accept”
so the boy removes his fake eye, kisses it and returns it, “hand me my 1000$ please”
Mrs Mary got angry and decided to gamble again, so the next day she demanded a rematch
“ok, do you bet on 3000$ that I’ll lick my ear ?”, she thoroughly examined his ears,
and after getting sure they’re real she accepted, so the boy removed his fake tongue and licked his ear
the next day, Mrs Mary asked for a rematch, but no cheap tricks this time
“ok, I bet 5000$ that you have pierced nipples”
“ha, no”, yelled Mrs Mary as she removed her top and showed her unpierced boobs
“fair enough, here’s your 5000$, now allow me to collect my money”, and she was confused as all the
employees at the bank were paying the boy
“what have you done this time” she said
“oh, I bet each one of them 10 000$ that I’ll make you flash me your tits”