A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage,
he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her voice,
“NO! I will not sleep with you!”
Everyone at the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is extremely
embarrassed and slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises.
She smiles and says quietly, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you.
You see, I’m a psychology student and I’m studying how people
respond to embarrassing situations.”
To this, the man responds at the top of his voice,
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN £800?”