A princess promised to marry the man
who will make her orgasm 100 times on a single session.
Many knights and noblemen came forward to try their luck and stamina.
One was exhausted after 5 orgasms. The second after 7. Then there was one who managed to make her orgasm 11 times, using all his tricks.
Many have tried, but none succeeded. The most successful one lasted to 16 and then died…
One day a new contestant arrived – an ugly, huncback short guy from abroad.
Reluctant, but true to her word, the princess allowed his attempt.
He started doing his thing, counting aloud every time she climaxed.
One, two ,…., seven , …, thirty three, …, fifty six, …, eighty two, …, ninety three, ninety four, ninety five,…
The princess, fearing she will have to marry this creature and getting the feeling he’s starting to get weaker,
said: “that was ninety four, not ninety five”
Calmly the man says: “ninety five”
“Ninety four” insisted the princess.
“No, no. Nonety five it is” he says.
“Ninety four, I am positive!” She announces confidently.
“You know what” says the man “I see that this debate is going nowhere.
let’s start from one again, then”