A man is getting into the
shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself
in a towel and runs downstairs.
When
she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a
word Bob says “I’ll give you DOL says,
$800 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back
up
in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was Bob the
next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great,”
the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”