A lawyer’s wife died. At her grave, everyone was appalled.
The tombstone read, “HERE LIES PHYLLIS, WIFE OF ATTORNEY MURRAY
WILLIAMS; SPECIALIZES IN DIVORCE
AND MALPRACTICE”.
Murray burst into tears. His brother said, “You SHOULD cry,
pulling a cheap publicity stunt like this.”
Murray said, “You don’t understand. I gave them my business card.
His brother apologized.
“…and they didn’t include the phone number!”