A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says,
“The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman,
I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” “Oh yeah?”
quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?
” She said, “Your name never
came up in the conversation.”