A husband and wife were having dinner
They were at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely
stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big kiss, says she’ll see
him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?”
“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”
“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife.
“I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.”
“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it
will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage
and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant
with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Jim? ” asks the wife.
“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” she replies.