As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.
The blonde began,
“It was the strangest thing! I looked up and
saw a tree, so I
swerved to the right. and another …” The sheriff
thought for a minute and then said,
“Mam … I don’t know how to tell you this, but the only thing
even resembling a tree on this road for
thirty miles is your air freshener.”