A man’s wife was in a coma and the doctors were not able to bring her out of it. The doctor is talking to the husband and says, “There might be one way to being her out of the coma.
It’s unusual, but it has worked in the past.” The husband, desperate to help his wife asks the doctor what it is. The doctor says, “Well, if you have oral se* with her it can cause her to awaken.
” The husband is quite taken aback and says he just can’t do that to her while she is unconscious, nevermind they are in a hospital.
The doctor says he doesn’t have any other suggestions at this time. So the guy decides he will try it. He goes into her hospital room and after a few minutes comes running back out,
calling for the doctor. The doctor asks, “Did it work? How is she doing?”
The husband responds, “No, it didn’t fuc**** work. She’s choking!”