The wife laughed and said

A husband and wife went on a shopping spree at a high-end mall. The wife was admiring a beautiful dress in a store window,

and the husband sighed, “I guess we’re going in.”

Inside, the wife tried on the dress, and the husband waited outside the fitting room. When she emerged, he gave her a thumbs up and said,

“It looks fantastic! How much?”

She replied, “It’s $300, but it’s on sale for $150!” The husband, always the frugal one, said,

“Then it’s a steal! Let’s buy it and save the extra $150!”

The wife laughed and said, “But we’re spending $150, not saving!”

The husband smiled and replied, “In that case, let’s get two!

If you’re going to spend, you might as well spend twice as much!