A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm,
it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs
the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens.
The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster
fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him.
Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures
circling over its head. The farmer says, “You horny bastard, you deserve this.”
The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers,
“Shh! Don’t shout, let them land!”