A man walks into a brothel. The hostess/Madam asks: “How can I help you?” The guy is clearly very shy and out of element but manages to mumble: “Can I have a girl with huge tits, and tight pussy, please?” “Of course”, says the Madam. “Why don’t you sit in […]
80 year old man goes to his attorney, says he is marrying a 35 year old women. The attorney beats around the bush a bit then asks his client about his health. The client tells the attorney he’s fine. The attorney wants to make certain his client fully understands the […]
While Leo the lion was, in appearance, the King of the Jungle, the real power behind the throne was a hippo named Herbert. Leo would proudly roar orders in front of the other animals, but in private, all of the plotting and planning was being done by the hippo. But […]
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all […]
A brown paper bag. A brown paper bag went to the doctor complaining of feeling unwell. The doctor took a blood sample and told the bag to come back the following week. When the bag arrived for his follow up appointment, the doctor said, “I’m afraid I have some bad […]
A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl.. After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage.. After a few drinks, billionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie.. “It’s simple” billionaire boasts… “I faked my age” “Yes, but even […]
