Wife: “Isn’t this just like our honeymoon? Remember the resort, the view, the fancy dinners?” Husband: “Of course! … I just can’t seem to remember why the laundry is my new full-time job now.” Wife: “Because you were so charming back then that you volunteered.”
Husband: “I learned the secret to a happy marriage!” Friend: “Oh, what is it?” Husband: “It’s simple. Two words: ‘Yes, dear!’” Friend: “How’s it working out?” Husband: “Let’s just say I’ve become a pro at agreeing to everything… especially when I don’t remember the original question!”
