Wife: “Isn’t this just like our honeymoon? Remember the resort, the view, the fancy dinners?” Husband: “Of course! … I just can’t seem to remember why the laundry is my new full-time job now.” Wife: “Because you were so charming back then that you volunteered.”
Husband: “I learned the secret to a happy marriage!” Friend: “Oh, what is it?” Husband: “It’s simple. Two words: ‘Yes, dear!’” Friend: “How’s it working out?” Husband: “Let’s just say I’ve become a pro at agreeing to everything… especially when I don’t remember the original question!”
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, out to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Dave. “Hes on my […]
