A woman walks into a pharmacy… She goes up to the counter and the Pharmacist asks, “May I help you? “Yes please,” she says. “I’d like some Arsenic” “What do you want that for?” asks the Pharmacist. “I’m going to kill my husband.” She replies. “I can’t give you that!” […]
Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been […]
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m […]
