A woman arrives at a party She sees a good looking guy standing on his own so she goes up to him and says “hi my name is Carmen”. “That’s a nice name” said the man “is it a family name” “No” said the woman “I gave it to myself […]
A man goes to the doctor because
A man goes to the doctor because his penis has turned a greenish color. The doctor takes a look and says “I’m really sorry but it looks like you have a rare case of Hong Kong dong. I’m afraid the only option is to amputate” The man is in disbelief […]
A man is walking along a California beach
A man is walking along a California beach. He sees something in the sand and as he moves the sand away he realises it is a genies lamp. He rubs it and to his surprise a genie appears and says “I will grant you one wish”. The man replies “I […]