A guy robs a bank and gets sentenced to prison for life. On his first day in prison. he sits down to lunch, terrified. No one’s saying anything. You could cut the silence with a knife. Then suddenly a biker-looking guy at his table stands up and shouts “FORTY EIGHT” […]
A princess promised to marry the man who will make her orgasm 100 times on a single session. Many knights and noblemen came forward to try their luck and stamina. One was exhausted after 5 orgasms. The second after 7. Then there was one who managed to make her orgasm […]
My friends warned me about this girl who was an abusive toxic manipulator, but I didn’t believe them and decided to go on a date with her. The date went well and we ended up in her bedroom. We both undressed and she explained her last boyfriends were hung like […]
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of […]
A man and his trainer are preparing for a Championship Wrestling Match. The trainer tells the man, ” You look lean, you look strong, but whatever you do, don’t let him get you in the pretzel hold. No one has ever gotten out of the pretzel hold.” The day of […]
The young boy and girlfriend were finally alone together. He started pestering her for se*. “Come on, it will be fine, he said.” Blushing, she said “No…we shouldn’t…” “What about just the tip?” he said. “Well, ok,” she replied. He slowly starts to slide it in, and at first, he […]
