A husband decided to try a new experiment at home. He tried to fix a broken light bulb, but ended up making a huge mess. The wife came into the room and asked him, “What are you doing here?” The husband replied, “Fixing the light bulb!” The wife said in […]
A wife decided to watch a romantic movie with her husband. While the movie was playing, the wife said, “Isn’t this movie beautiful?” The husband sarcastically replied, “Yes, but it seems to have a lot of tears!” The wife said, “That’s because men don’t understand romance!” The husband replied, “Or […]
A husband decided to surprise his wife on her birthday with a date. He went to a fancy restaurant and reserved a special table. When the wife arrived, she looked around and asked, “Why did you choose this place?” The husband replied, “Because I want to show you that I […]
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of 21-year-old whiskey. He takes a sip, then immediately spits it out. “I asked for a 21-year-old whiskey! This is only 18 years. I’m not paying for this! Bring me a 12-year-old cognac instead.” The bartender complies, but again, the […]
A man’s wife was in a coma and the doctors were not able to bring her out of it. The doctor is talking to the husband and says, “There might be one way to being her out of the coma. It’s unusual, but it has worked in the past.” The […]
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge £50 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and […]
A husband and wife went on a shopping spree at a high-end mall. The wife was admiring a beautiful dress in a store window, and the husband sighed, “I guess we’re going in.” Inside, the wife tried on the dress, and the husband waited outside the fitting room. When she […]
A couple went to the supermarket to do their weekly shopping. As they were wandering the aisles, the wife noticed her husband wandering off into the snack aisle. She called out, “Honey, we need to stick to our list!” The husband replied, “Just a minute, dear. I’m looking for something […]
A Lebanese customer was walking into a popular market looking for a gift for his wife. He stopped in front of a flower seller and asked: “Do you have a special bouquet of flowers?” The seller said: “Yes, we have a very special bouquet! It contains different types of flowers!” […]
Cross tattoos for men has always been an epitome of faith, belief, strength and spirituality. For many, the holy cross represents the faith of Christian, serving a constant reminder of devotion, hope and religious faith. Beyond religious contexts and connection, cross tattoos for men can also represent special life events, memories or personal motivation. […]
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: “I can not proceed in this way.” And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: “We can not proceed in this way.” And they bury the woman. The next […]
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have se* with her, the girl shouted: “Father, what are you doing?” The priest replied “Calm down my child. Holy […]
A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have se*. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and […]
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says “Hey baby, want to have se*?” The nun says “God no!” so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the […]
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police. So he went to piss but on the flush chain there was a bra so […]
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, […]
For spring and summer nail colors, our brains often go right to pastels and bold brights—and rightly so, as those are warm-weather classics. For fall and winter, we have a different color scheme in mind, which is a little less traditional and a bit more opulent for the season. This […]
Tattoos are one of the best ways to express your true self!! And there are umpteen designs and patterns which one can choose from, to get it etched on his/her body. In fact, people today want to have something unique and different. They don’t want to go for regular tattoo […]
Fall is in full swing and we know what that means: Candy is on the shelves; talk of costumes and plans are dominating the group chat. If you’re following the right people, the tattoo artists on your feed have started posting sketches of cool, creepy Halloween tattoos they’re eager to do. Sure, the occasion […]
A Jewish Mother was horrified to find out her daughter was divorcing her doctor husband. “Does he hit you?” she asked. “No Ma.” “Is he cheating on you?” “No Ma.” “Did he lose his money?” “No Ma.” “You live in a beautiful house, you have luxury cars, your clothes are […]
A daughter asks her dad if she can invite some friends over for a sleepover Later that evening, he overhears them playing a game of “Truth or Dare”, and his daughter is asked when was the last time she had an orgasm, to which she responds “3 days ago”, at […]
An elderly mother and her young daughter was walking in front of a temple when the monk happened to spot them. The daughter was wearing booty shorts and a tank top at the time. The monk called from the distance and came towards them. “Child, that’s not an outfit for […]
The night before her wedding the mother takes her daughter aside. “Now, look,” she tells her daughter “Men are a little strange sometimes. If he ever tells you to turn over, I want you to get out of bed, pack your things and come home to me.” So the couple […]
Homosexuality is wrong because it is unnatural. Now, lets learn about a man born of virgin birth, that healed lepers and blind people with his hands, walked on water, turned water into wine, and how all the wrong in the world happened because a rib ate an apple because a […]
A man walks into a bar with an orange for a head. The bartender pours him a drink and says: “So—you want to tell me about it?” “Well, I was walking on the beach,” says the man with an orange for a head. “I found an old lamp in the […]
Woman goes to see a gynaecologist for the first time and is laying back when she hears him gasp Worried she asks if everything is OK and the gynaecologist responds. “Sorry, no, everything’s fine and healthy don’t worry. It’s you just have the largest vagina I have ever seen, and […]
Separately, stark, crisp, white and mysterious, bold, black is stunning– put them together and all bets are off. Simply put, the combination of black and white is a minimalist dream come to life. And in our humble opinion, the opposing hues are especially eye-catching when worn on nails. Black-and-white nails are […]
When considering where to get a tattoo, there are a few variables to keep in mind. For starters, think about the amount of space you have to work with when considering a design. If you’re looking to get something intricate or large, shoulders are the perfect placement option. Because shoulders […]
Turtle tattoos have a separate fan base due to the love people have for the sea. Now you may think that coastal turtle tattoos would be popular only among marine lovers, but that is not true. People all over the world fancy them, and tattoo artists use their creativity to […]
A sword tattoo may hide many more meanings than you think. Why? Explore our article to find out sword symbolism and the secrets behind it. Getting a sword tattoo may be simple at first glance. But in reality, it has dozens of meanings and symbols. Researching everything by yourself, however, […]
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.” The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up […]
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to hell!” The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, […]
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: “What’s wrong with your turtle?” […]
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.” But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, […]
There were three guys in a bar boasting about the amount of control they have over their wives after getting drunk. One said my wife never says no to me, the second one says my wife always says yes to me. After a while one of the first two turns […]
A guy robs a bank and gets sentenced to prison for life. On his first day in prison. he sits down to lunch, terrified. No one’s saying anything. You could cut the silence with a knife. Then suddenly a biker-looking guy at his table stands up and shouts “FORTY EIGHT” […]
A princess promised to marry the man who will make her orgasm 100 times on a single session. Many knights and noblemen came forward to try their luck and stamina. One was exhausted after 5 orgasms. The second after 7. Then there was one who managed to make her orgasm […]
My friends warned me about this girl who was an abusive toxic manipulator, but I didn’t believe them and decided to go on a date with her. The date went well and we ended up in her bedroom. We both undressed and she explained her last boyfriends were hung like […]
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of […]
A man and his trainer are preparing for a Championship Wrestling Match. The trainer tells the man, ” You look lean, you look strong, but whatever you do, don’t let him get you in the pretzel hold. No one has ever gotten out of the pretzel hold.” The day of […]
The young boy and girlfriend were finally alone together. He started pestering her for se*. “Come on, it will be fine, he said.” Blushing, she said “No…we shouldn’t…” “What about just the tip?” he said. “Well, ok,” she replied. He slowly starts to slide it in, and at first, he […]
