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Little Johnny learns a lesson – funny jokes
Little Johnny finds out the neighbors dog had puppies so he goes over to play with them. Being a little boy he starts getting too rough. The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.” Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts Johnny plays nice for a […]
Little Johnny Knows Secret of His Father – funny jokes
Little Johnny Knows Secret of His Father Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next hour, sit on the front porch, count how many blue cars drive-by”. And he sent little Johnny […]
A little boy was jealous – funny jokes
Jealous Kid Applies Poison on Her Mom’s Nipples A little boy was jealous that his new born brother was getting all the attention of his family now so he decided to put poison on his mom’s nipples. Two days later. the mailman, a neighbor, and the pizza the delivery guy […]
A Blonde Crawls out – funny jokes
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, “It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. and another …” The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, “Mam […]
Electricion and a monk
A Zen novice called for an electrician. Upon arrival at the monk’s apartment, the electrician asked how he could be of assistance. “I’m having trouble and I still can’t get it to work.” The electrician examined the lamp, then nodded his head. “Well, this lamp has a built-in clapper, see?” […]