Looking for a simple way to boost your mood or manifest your future? Your next manicure just might do the trick—especially since 2024’s trending nail designs are so cool that it’s impossible not to be inspired. As for what’s predicted to take over? According to Michelle Nguyen, nail expert and founder and CEO […]
The Peony is both extremely popular and very feminine. When choosing a tattoo, you want it to be something meaningful and timeless, and that’s exactly what the Peony design offers. Not only is the Peony prettier than the classic rose (yes, I said it), but it has also gained a […]
Sure, BFF necklaces or bracelets are good ways to pledge your friendship, but you know what makes an even better present? Something a little more permanent like some matching ink. For the BFFs that know their love will last forever, matching tattoos will prove you’re ride-or-die no matter where life […]
A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It’s their first honeymoon night and the man doesn’t quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, “Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom.” The newlywed […]
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes. ” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
A blonde decides to try horseback rising. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As she’s thrown from the horse, her foot catches in the stirrup, so she lands head first. Just as she loses consciousness, the carnie stops the carousel.
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and says, “This girl looks so familiar, but I can’t remember where I know her from.” The other girl grabs it from her hand, […]
