As we enter cozy season, it’s only nature we gravitate toward moody colors for our manicures. Dark green nails are especially perfect this time of year, as they add depth, harmonize with the season, and beautifully transition from fall to winter. “Dark green is the perfect alternative to the traditional oxblood and black […]
French tip nails have been a popular and timeless manicure style for decades. This classic look is achieved by applying white tips to a light pink or clear base coat. However, in recent years, short French tip nails with designs have become a trend, adding a modern twist to the traditional […]
Natural nail designs are the perfect choice when you want a look that’s impactful yet airy. They let the beauty of your natural nails shine through while adding pops of color, texture, and pattern. “The neutral nail designs that have been trending usually consist of complexion-matching or flattering shades like […]
Stitch’s popularity as a tattoo design is largely due to his playful and mischievous personality, as well as his unique appearance. His blue fur, large ears, and multiple limbs make him instantly recognizable, and fans of the character often get tattoos to express their love and admiration for him. Additionally, […]
Since the days of sailor tattoos, the shoulder has been one of the most popular places for men to get inked. That’s because the shoulder is traditionally associated with strength and power. However, just because shoulder tattoos for men are traditional, that doesn’t mean there aren’t new or exciting designs. Check out […]
Are you a fighter, or someone who loves to support fighting scenes, justice, as well as Japanese culture? If any of these statements apply to you, you will enjoy our article since we will talk about someone in particular – Samurai origin, as well as gorgeous Samurai tattoo options. Girls […]
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet […]
A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at […]
There is that married couple and it was almost midnight. The husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water with an evil smile on his face. His wife asks, “I didn’t want aspirins from you. What’s these aspirins for?” “It’s for your headache.” “I don’t […]
A married couple who are professional skydivers decide they want to adopt a child. They visit an adoption agency, but the social workers there are hesitant about the idea. The couple explains that they live in a spacious, modern house with a fully equipped playroom and a large, secure backyard […]
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray vaginal s3x. Yesterday, Now Tell Me: Who sucks his dick?
Little Johnny finds out the neighbors dog had puppies so he goes over to play with them. Being a little boy he starts getting too rough. The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.” Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts Johnny plays nice for a […]
Little Johnny Knows Secret of His Father Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next hour, sit on the front porch, count how many blue cars drive-by”. And he sent little Johnny […]
Jealous Kid Applies Poison on Her Mom’s Nipples A little boy was jealous that his new born brother was getting all the attention of his family now so he decided to put poison on his mom’s nipples. Two days later. the mailman, a neighbor, and the pizza the delivery guy […]
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, “It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. and another …” The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, “Mam […]
A Zen novice called for an electrician. Upon arrival at the monk’s apartment, the electrician asked how he could be of assistance. “I’m having trouble and I still can’t get it to work.” The electrician examined the lamp, then nodded his head. “Well, this lamp has a built-in clapper, see?” […]
Looking for a simple way to boost your mood or manifest your future? Your next manicure just might do the trick—especially since 2024’s trending nail designs are so cool that it’s impossible not to be inspired. As for what’s predicted to take over? According to Michelle Nguyen, nail expert and founder and CEO […]
The Peony is both extremely popular and very feminine. When choosing a tattoo, you want it to be something meaningful and timeless, and that’s exactly what the Peony design offers. Not only is the Peony prettier than the classic rose (yes, I said it), but it has also gained a […]
Sure, BFF necklaces or bracelets are good ways to pledge your friendship, but you know what makes an even better present? Something a little more permanent like some matching ink. For the BFFs that know their love will last forever, matching tattoos will prove you’re ride-or-die no matter where life […]
A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It’s their first honeymoon night and the man doesn’t quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, “Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom.” The newlywed […]
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes. ” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
A blonde decides to try horseback rising. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As she’s thrown from the horse, her foot catches in the stirrup, so she lands head first. Just as she loses consciousness, the carnie stops the carousel.
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and says, “This girl looks so familiar, but I can’t remember where I know her from.” The other girl grabs it from her hand, […]
A man is sitting at a bus stop, and there is another man sitting next to him. Suddenly another man comes up to the second guy and says “E-E-Excuse me, s-sir. C-Co-Could you p-p-please gi-give me d-directions t-to-to the n-ne-nearest gro-grocery s-st-store?” The man didn’t say anything. He just sat […]
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day. by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the […]
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor. “Not a chance” she replied. “He won’t even take an aspirin”. “Not a problem,” said the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.” “What on Earth […]
A man walks into a bar and says “4 drinks please” The Bartender asks “Rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay”, the Bartender says “Well everyone has their own path”. The next day the man walks into the bar again and says […]
Like co-ordinated wedding outfits and pet names, couple tattoos are just another way of commemorating your big day (and your love). Some cringe at the idea, while others think there’s no better way to cement their love for their partner. It’s something more than a diamond ring and it’s something you won’t have to worry about losing by mistake. […]
Flower nail art designs are a classic trend that has been embraced by celebrities, influencers, and style enthusiasts alike. Renowned for their versatility and timeless appeal, these designs offer scope for personalisation and customisation, whether one prefers a minimalist touch or a bold statement. If you are also planning to […]
The wonderful world of acrylic nails is home to so many fun and innovative designs. Although they’re frequently associated with extra-long looks, acrylics actually let you experiment with different lengths and interesting styles, whether you want a short, square French manicure or a set of lengthy, neon-pink, stiletto-shaped nails. You’ll want to make sure you […]
In winter, it’s only natural to capture the season’s spirit at nail level. Cool-toned colors, cable-knit textures, and—of course—loads of glitter are all on theme. “Nails are one of the beauty looks we can play with most to celebrate a specific season,” says Mabelyn Alva, creative director at Paintbox. “For winter nails, […]
Clock tattoos can mean that time is passing, an important date or hour has arrived, or life is beginning or ending. If you want a clock tattoo, you have a special meaning to add to this piece. You should make this one unique to you. A clock, based on its […]
Getting a sleeve tattoo can be a significant and exciting decision for many women. With so many styles and themes to consider, finding the right design can be both fun and challenging. Choosing a design that reflects your personality and interests is crucial to loving your tattoo for years to come. A sleeve tattoo can be […]
A teenage boy keeps depositing one million dollar in his bank account every day one day, Mrs. Mary the bank manager asks him to provide the source of all the money he’s depositing “I win it through gambling” he answers “nobody can win that much money so consistently through gambling” […]
An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each […]
“A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all […]
A woman went to the Laundromat one day She turns in a shirt with a stain hoping to get it removed. It was a short trip, she payed, she dropped off the shirt, and left. As she was leaving, the woman at the counter says to her “Come again” and […]
An old couple were talking about the days they were a young couple. The wife asked her husband, “What exactly did you think of me when we met?” Her husband replied, “I was able to describe you using the entire alphabet back then!” “What do you mean exactly?” “A: Adorable. […]
Unleash your innate strength and brave spirit with some savage body art. The bear, a majestic animal revered across various cultures for its strength and protective instincts, has been a popular inspiration for tattoos for years. Bear tattoos, whether depicted in a realistic manner or an abstract approach, look very […]
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to […]
A blonde and a brunette are taking a break. The brunette pulls out a thermos and starts to sip coffee while eating her lunch. The blonde asks what’s up with the funny looking flask. “It’s a thermos flask, it keeps hot beverages hot, and cold beverages cold!” the blonde is […]
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. ‘It will never work honey’, he says to her. ‘Crabs walk sideways and we walk straight’. ‘Please’, she begs her father. […]
