A guy and his monkey walk into a bar
The monkey jumps on the counter and gobbles up a bowl of peanuts. The bartender asked the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”The guy replied, “Yeah, he does that all the time. He’s always hungry. I’ll pay for the peanuts”, and hands the bartender a buck. The […]
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year.
One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50 dollars. Having never been in a helicopter in all his years, Bill begged Helen to let them ride. She refused, quipping “50 bucks is 50 bucks.” The following year, the man was there again, and again Bill […]
Jesus and old man crying
Jesus is walking through the desert when he comes across and old man crying to himself. “Why do you cry for Old Man?” Jesus asked. “I’ve been searching for my son forever and I’m about to give up hope.” “Well I’ve been wandering the desert in search of my father […]