5 minutes later there is a nosy guy peering through the window. Hey’ what are guys doing here? Asks the nosy guy We’re selling Assholes …. says one of the guys… The nosy guy responds… “Business must be good, there’s only two left…!”
A man walks Into a bar with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a beer,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the […]