Category: funny Story

This is the story of two very close friends. So close that they share everything, they are together every day. They even make a mutual promise: the first who dies reserves a place for the other in the hereafter. And what was to happen happened: one of the two friends […]

A mother asks her 8-year-old daughter: “My darling, could you get me some bread at the bakery? “ The little girl takes the money her mother gives her for bread, and leaves. When she returns, she holds in one hand the wand, in the other hand a ticket of 100 […]

A cowboy the size of a colossus, two rows of revolvers around his waist, enters a saloon. He approaches the bartender and asks, “A boy whiskey” He sends himself the glass-dry and spring at heavy steps in the clatter of his stirrups when suddenly we hear him exclaim: “Amazing !! […]

This is the story of a guy who spent the afternoon with his friend in a bar. It’s getting late. The friend still wants to pay his tour but the guy said to his friend: Oh no! It’s late! My wife is going to bawl me by entering the house! […]

It is a man who enters a pet shop to look for a pet. He goes around in the shop and suddenly he sees a parrot calling him saying “hey come here”. The man approaches the parrot and says: But you speak? Yes, I speak of everything, and also I […]

A little kid gets up during the night to go to the bathroom. As he passes the room of his older sister, he hears a noise. He sticks his ear to the door and hears his sister who says: Oh! Its good. Its good…! The next morning, during breakfast with […]

A small neighborhood grocer sees a small Chinese restaurant open next to his shop. One day the little Chinese comes to see the grocer. Hello sir, I would like 5 boxes of Whiskas. No no, no question, I know you will serve that to your customers. No Sir, I have […]

After a beautiful night of love, a young man turns to the side and sees the picture of another man on the nightstand. Of course he is a little worried. He is your husband ? he asks his pretty companion. No, you idiot! She answers, snuggling against him. His eyes […]

In the middle of the French countryside, a guy drives past a farm when the rooster decided to cross. And …… Paf the cock, obviously. The driver, all sorry, picks up the crushed cock on the road and goes to the farmer to “make a gesture”. Finding the farmer in […]

In an airplane on fire, there is an intellectual, a grandfather and his grandson and the pilot … and only three parachutes. The pilot takes one and jumps. The intellectual too, saying: I am the most intelligent being on the planet, I have to save my life because the world […]