The doctor took a blood sample – funny jokes

A brown paper bag.

A brown paper bag went to the doctor complaining of feeling unwell.

The doctor took a blood sample and told the bag to

come back the following week.

When the bag arrived for his follow up appointment, the doctor said, “I’m afraid I

have some bad news. The results of your blood test indicate

that you have hemophilia?”

“How can I possibly have hemophilia? I’m a brown paper bag!”

“Yes,” replied the doctor, “but it seems your mother was a carrier.”