In the middle of the French countryside

In the middle of the French countryside, a guy drives past a farm when the rooster decided to cross. And …… Paf the cock, obviously.

The driver, all sorry, picks up the crushed cock on the road and goes to the farmer to “make a gesture”.

Finding the farmer in the farmyard, he said a little nervously:

  • I killed your cock … Let me replace it!

And the farmer answers:

  • Go ahead … the chickens are there behind.