A man walks into a brothel. The hostess/Madam asks: “How can I help you?” The guy is clearly very shy and out of element but manages to mumble: “Can I have a girl with huge tits, and tight pussy, please?” “Of course”, says the Madam. “Why don’t you sit in […]
A wife decided to watch a romantic movie – funny jokes
A wife decided to watch a romantic movie with her husband. While the movie was playing, the wife said, “Isn’t this movie beautiful?” The husband sarcastically replied, “Yes, but it seems to have a lot of tears!” The wife said, “That’s because men don’t understand romance!” The husband replied, “Or […]
A man is sitting at a bus stop
A man is sitting at a bus stop, and there is another man sitting next to him. Suddenly another man comes up to the second guy and says “E-E-Excuse me, s-sir. C-Co-Could you p-p-please gi-give me d-directions t-to-to the n-ne-nearest gro-grocery s-st-store?” The man didn’t say anything. He just sat […]
The blonde walks into a drugstore – funny jokes
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on […]