WIFE TELLS HUSBAND SHE’S LEAVING HIM TO BECOME A HOOKER. BUT HIS COMEBACK IS GENIUS.

Wife Tells Husband She’s Leaving Him To
Become A Hooker. But His Comeback Is Genius.

A husband and wife were constantly fighting and
having disagreements over every little facet of
their lives.

After only three years of marriage, they were both
intensely critical of each other and couldn’t ever
get along.

Preparing to leave her husband, the woman
casually informs him, “I’m going to become a hooker.
I can make $400 for what I give you for free.”

“I‘m coming with you,” the man replies. “I want
to see you live on $800 a year.”