It is a man who enters a pet shop to look for a pet.
He goes around in the shop and suddenly he sees a parrot calling him saying “hey come here”.
The man approaches the parrot and says:
- But you speak?
- Yes, I speak of everything, and also I speak in several languages.
Suddenly the man looks at the parrot and he sees that he has no legs so he asks him:
- But you have no legs? How do you hang on your perch?
- Ben I was born without legs I hold with my little zizi but you do not see it is hidden by my feathers.
- Very well I buy you, and I hope you’ll be a good companion.
A month passes without problem with the parrot and one evening when coming home from work, the parrot calls him gently saying “pssssst come see here”
The man goes back into the living room and sees that the perch is empty so he says:
- But where are you?
- There below the couch.
- What are you doing here ?
- Listen this morning your wife ……
- What’s my wife?
- Well she let in the postman and she was dressed in a nightgown …
- And after?
- Well, he undressed him and then he laid him on the table …
- And then ????
- He kissed her all over the body starting from the neck to her crotch … ..
- AND AFTER YOU WILL TELL ME FINALLY WHAT HAS BEEN ???????????
- After I do not know I started to bend and then I fell …